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  • 048: Where Have All the Cowboys Gone? Part I

    I will raise the children while you pay all the bills, mmkay? Cowboys, lightly borrowed (read: stolen) from Spanish culture, continue to be an immense influence on our western culture. But do we get the stereotype right? In this 1st part of a 2 part series entitled “Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?” we take a look at one particular vigilante, who isn’t quite as she seems…

    Episode Resources: https://bit.ly/2UNTKPd



    Theme music:
    Protofunk by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4247-protofunk
    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


    New Hero In Town by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5742-new-hero-in-town
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    38 min
  • 047: Who's a Good Boi?

    What was your puppy’s original job? Why is Scooby Doo the best cartoon in history and how a senator's assassination bring it to life? And (most importantly) WHO’S A GOOD BOI?! 

    Answer: All of them. They all are. ZOINKS!


    Episode Resources: https://bit.ly/2UNTKPd


    Theme music:
    Protofunk by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4247-protofunk
    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    51 min
  • 046: Weddings Gone Awry

    From fake cakes, to ill intentioned interruptions, to straight up homicide, a lot can get in the way of peoples’ special day. Swig from your bottle of Fireball, make sure you pack your revolver under your wedding dress, and make your way to the dance floor for some boot scootin’ boogyin’: here are some weddings that went very, very awry.


    Episode Resources: https://bit.ly/2UNTKPd



    Theme music:
    Protofunk by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4247-protofunk
    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    59 min
  • 045: The Boogeyman

    Hide your kids, hide your wives (or significant others in general): the Boogeyman is comin’ for ya! Sleep paralysis, real life Boogeymen, and depictions in art: this episode has it all. Disclaimer: there’s some scary stuff in this one, but we bring it to you with our regular dose of levity and talk of Bonne Bell chapstick! 


    Episode Resources: https://bit.ly/2UNTKPd


    Theme music:
    Protofunk by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4247-protofunk
    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    57 min
  • 044: The Mandela Effect

    Grab your Kit-Kat Bar, your box of Fruit Loops, and your Jiffy peanut butter and gather round as we tell you everything you’re wrong about! Whether it’s a hole in the space/time continuum, or just your brain playing tricks on you, we’re willing to bet that you’re wrong about some things. But don’t worry: we all are. It’s the Mandela Effect!


    Episode Resources: https://bit.ly/2UNTKPd


    Theme music:
    Protofunk by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4247-protofunk
    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    1 hr 2 min
  • 043: Hygiene

    There once were two broads with a ‘cast
    This episode is a little bit crass.
    The human body is gross.
    Especially up close
    And Randy Quaid needs a kick in the ass.


    Episode Resources: https://bit.ly/2UNTKPd


    Theme music:
    Protofunk by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4247-protofunk
    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    47 min
  • 042: Oops! Big Mistakes

    Oops! We did it again. Join us as we discuss BIG MISTAKES in history, culture, tech, and science. Black Sabbath is prominently featured, as is Han Solo as portrayed by Don Knotts. Make no mistake: this one is wild.


    Episode Resources: https://bit.ly/2UNTKPd


    Theme music:
    Protofunk by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4247-protofunk
    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    48 min
  • 041: Ways to Die in Australia

    G’DAY MATES! If Fosters is Australian for Beer, what’s Australian for OMG WHY IS THERE A MOUSE PLAGUE?! Grab your brolly and a coldie and learn why you shouldn’t be too terrified of wild animals in the outback, and what Americans can learn from Australia’s gun control action. 


    Episode Resources: https://bit.ly/2UNTKPd


    Theme music:
    Protofunk by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4247-protofunk
    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    Porch Swing Days - slower by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4234-porch-swing-days---slower
    License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

    51 min
  • 040: Famous Planes

    ::giggles to self nervously:: we don’t belong up here!…This week on If These Walls… we talk about Famous (Infamous?) Planes and their impact on our culture and our personal lives. Come for the Wings trivia, stay for Dave Chapelle’s genius in Con Air.  




    Episode Resources: https://bit.ly/2UNTKPd




    Theme music:
    Protofunk by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4247-protofunk
    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    55 min
  • 039: Best Day Ever

    What does your best day ever include? Goat cheese ice cream? Jellyfishing? Clarinet recitals? The Backstreet Boys?! Whatever the components are, we hope your best day ever is every day, but also yet to come. But also in the past. We’re gonna have a good day! 


    Episode Resources: https://bit.ly/2UNTKPd


    Theme music:
    Protofunk by Kevin MacLeod
    Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4247-protofunk
    License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    46 min

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A storytelling podcast about the parts of history and culture that make us more human and define our world.