Amanda and Sam eat snacks and talk Taft. Toy manufacturers make questionable decisions. A prized cow is inexplicably misplaced. We discuss some riots.

Amanda and Sam discuss the first Roosevelt to be POTUS, his general vibe, his shitload of pets, the perilous concept of stewardship, and a few riots. Sam reminisces about the horror of taking the bar exam. Amanda misremembers the acquisition of her current TV and attempts to issue a crumpet retraction.

Amanda and Sam discuss William McKinley, his resemblance to a famous muppet, and a few riots.

Amanda and Sam go down several rabbit holes, the least of which include discussions of Benjamin Harrison and a few riots.

Amanda and Sam discuss a whole bunch of riots, Grover Cleveland's child bride, and a tumor that is in the Mutter Museum in Philly.

Amanda and Sam discuss Chester A. Arthur, three riots, and Amanda introduces a very special rundown.

In a long, but productive preramble, Amanda and Sam have a spirited discussion about "cancel culture" vis a vis the Dr. Seuss thing. In the actual episode, they touch on the life and times of James Garfield.

Amanda and Sam discuss being aware of becoming boring, door dashing Taco Bell, and gazing longingly out of windows. They also discuss fellow Ohioan, Rutherford B. Hayes, and how accident prone he was in war, how much they love him in Paraguay, and the lack of correlation between presidents who had beards and almost any other data. Amanda discusses one riot and we do a heavily abridged impeachment rundown (no song this time).

Amanda and Sam are in rare form during the preramble. Eventually they discuss Ulysses Grant and 20 riots. Sam hijacks the impeachment rundown (feh deh deh da deh da deh da deh da deh deh). Mao chimes in, though no one is sure about what.

Amanda and Sam discuss Andrew Johnson, his impeachment, some riots, Johnson's mouse friends. Listen to the end for a long post-ramble about the Riots at the Capitol.