Enjoy a behind the scenes moment that leads to a lot of rambling. Way too much time was spent on big meaty claws. 

We're back and more depressed than ever! Let's catch up and talk about what dried us up, shriveled up our labia if you will, and Ripley having a sneeze attack.

Things that made our pussy pop and Indian Matchmaking. I mean aren't they one in the same? 

We're back and we are just as confused as you are.

What in the fuck actually happened this episode? We just wanted to talk about aliens but I guess we can get woke instead.

Someone poisoned us and we need your help to crack the secret code. DaVinci? We don't know her. 

Let's talk shaving, smells, and remembering to NOT SHAME OTHERS. FACK. Ya'll are grown come on now. Also, we're gross. Come hear all about it.

What's worse: queefing or body farts? Either way, we are here to bring you some of the most embarrassing sex stories from us and YOU! This is dedicated to all the people who are so embarrassed to talk about sad sexual encounters. With special guest Mandy! 

You asked for it, so here we are. More porn, more BDSM, more wheezing.