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Football Frenzy and Cocktails: Touchdowns, Tailgating, and Talk

Join Cindy and April for a lively discussion about football, both college and NFL, as they sip on cocktails and share hilarious stories about tailgating, memorable games, and friendly rivalries. They also introduce a new drink called the 'Hurricane' in honor of the Miami Hurricanes and recall past adventures at various sporting events. Expect a blend of humor, spirited banter, and a sneak peek into their personal lives as fans. Remember to like, subscribe, and share for more entertaining episodes!

00:00 Welcome and Introductions

00:21 Cocktail Time: Introducing the Hurricane

00:45 College Football Talk

02:06 UCF Game Experience

04:14 Special Guests and Funny Stories

06:37 The Infamous Steelers vs. Broncos Game

12:52 NFL Game Bets and Rivalries

16:29 Football Fandom and Stadium Experiences

24:33 Unexpected Conversations Begin

24:48 Drinks and College Game Day

25:51 Holiday Weekend Plans

28:14 Birthday Weekend Plans

31:28 Football Bets and Vegas Trips

41:10 Random Stories and Final Thoughts

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Icks and Cringe-Worthy Moments: From Drinks to Relationships | Episode 12

Welcome back to 'If You Want Me To Be Honest,' the podcast where we discuss all those little things that give us the ick and make us cringe! In this episode, we dive into various ick-worthy moments, including friendships, society, relationships, and even marriage. From tasty drinks with inappropriate names to pet peeves about spouses and awkward public encounters, we cover it all. Get ready for a hilarious and candid discussion as we share our honest opinions. Join us for a bumpy ride and share your own ick-worthy moments in the comments below!

00:00 Introduction and Podcast Theme

00:57 Discussing the New Drink

03:40 Marriage Icks and Annoyances

13:32 Friendship Icks and Annoyances

18:17 Public Icks and Cringeworthy Moments

20:31 A Strange Encounter at Popeyes

21:05 The Cat Feeding Misunderstanding

23:34 Public Embarrassment and Social Norms

24:13 Annoying Movie Theater Behaviors

25:04 Kids Acting Like Animals

27:48 Public Arguments and Relationship Dynamics

36:10 Workplace Pet Peeves

40:49 Concluding Thoughts and Viewer Engagement

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Hilarious Drinks, Turtle Drama, and Fun Games! | If You Want Me to be Honest

Join Cindy and April as they dive into the fun and chaos of their latest podcast episode! They kick off by trying the intriguing Dragon Fruit Lagoon drink, leading to hilarious banter and a thorough discussion on its bizarre texture. The conversation then shifts to a captivating story about a 302-pound loggerhead turtle in Juno Beach, Florida, and its dramatic rescue and rehabilitation. Cindy and April share funny and personal anecdotes, talk about improbable fashion trends, and tackle the nuances of amusement parks, camping, and RV life. The episode wraps up with a lively game of 'Who's Most Likely To?' We guarantee laughter and honest conversations. Don't miss this one!

00:00 Introduction and New Drink

02:56 Turtle Talk: Loggerhead Adventures

13:13 Alec Baldwin Lawsuit Discussion

16:10 Sydney Sweeney and Cancel Culture

25:11 Dragon Fruit and Personal Stories

33:03 Camping Disasters and RV Woes

35:29 Amusement Parks and Seasonal Preferences

37:00 Clubbing and Social Dynamics

40:16 Fashion Trends and Shapewear Struggles

45:27 Family Group Texts and Bathroom Habits

52:55 Most Likely To: Fun and Games

01:03:12 Podcast Wrap-Up and Social Media Plugs

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Broke Before The Bell Rings: Back to School Costs & Teacher Struggles

In this episode of 'If You Want Me to Be Honest,' Cindy and April discuss the astronomical costs associated with back-to-school shopping and the financial burdens teachers face preparing their classrooms. They introduce a new drink, the Blueberry Coconut Mojito, while sharing laughs about their family life, past experiences, and the heat in Florida. Cindy and April also touch on various school-related topics, including the different approaches parents take when getting their kids ready for the school year and how teachers deserve more support and compensation. Remember to join in on the fun and share your thoughts!

00:00 Introduction and Episode Theme

00:11 New Drinks Taste Test

01:37 Back to School Anxiety

03:26 Decorating the Classroom

05:03 The Cost of Teaching

11:56 Teacher Salaries in Florida

20:29 Teachers as First Responders

21:02 Perks and Discounts for Teachers

27:30 Discussing Teacher Preparedness

29:51 School Shopping and Supplies

32:10 Parenting Styles and Challenges

42:39 Weekend Plans and Family Time

51:09 Back to School Reflections

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A Day of Drinks, Laughs, and Honest Relationships | April & Cindy's Podcast

In this episode of 'If You Want Me to Be Honest with April and Cindy,' the duo discuss their latest drink, the 'Purple Rain,' made by Scotty. They joke about turning their podcast into an 'alcoholic' show and share personal stories, including an emotional moment about Cindy's mom's birthday and a tribute to recently lost celebrities. They reflect on hair salon adventures, humorous family anecdotes, and Mark’s dermatologist visit. They also offer some lighthearted advice on parenting, stressing that they are not professionals. Tune in for laughs, personal confessions, and plenty of 'uhhuhs,' 'mmhms,' and 'yeah rights.'

00:00 Introduction and Today's Drink

00:58 Remembering Loved Ones

01:51 Celebrity Losses and Coping Mechanisms

02:45 Hair Salon Stories

05:41 Weekend Plans and Anniversaries

12:13 Family Visits and Childhood Memories

27:24 Listener Questions and Parenting Advice

33:02 Workplace Personas and Drinking Habits

34:18 Shoutout to Stephanie and Drinking Occasions

35:20 Tequila Talk and Drinking Preferences

38:52 Parenting and Bonding with Children

43:24 Mark's Rash and Doctor Visit

49:37 Relationship Dynamics and Arguments

50:45 Podcast Merch and Drinking Discussions

52:31 Hair Dye and Aging

01:04:46 Final Thoughts and Social Media Plugs

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Anniversary Antics and Honest Conversations - If You Want Me To Be Honest

Join Cindy and April in this hilarious and candid episode of 'If You Want Me To Be Honest.' This week, the dynamic duo discusses their wedding anniversaries, shares crazy family stories, and debates the pros and cons of married life. From concocting special drinks made by Scotty to taking unexpected calls from friends, you'll be entertained by their honest and unfiltered banter. Don't miss out on their funny anecdotes, future plans, and a whole lot of unexpected laughter. Perfect for anyone needing a dose of raw and relatable humor!

00:00 Introduction and Today's Agenda

00:14 Discussing Scotty's Special Drink

01:11 Call-In from Kim

05:53 Weekend Recap: Shopping and Dining

16:21 Beach Day and Paddle Boarding

20:37 Anniversary Plans and Reflections

26:56 Dog Ownership Woes

27:50 Living Alone Fantasies

28:24 Husband Annoyances

29:33 Relationship Dynamics

31:03 Household Habits

32:46 Safety Concerns

37:28 Mother's Quirks

42:33 Anniversary Plans

51:50 Podcast Wrap-Up

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God, Guns, and Chaos: 4th of July Recap

In this episode of 'If You Want Me To Be Honest,' your hosts discuss the tumultuous events of the recent 4th of July holiday weekend, covering everything from floods in Texas to chaotic fireworks and tragic shootings. They dive into the Texas flood tragedy, including the inadequate water alarm systems, and touch on the broader issue of emergency preparedness. The conversation also highlights an alarming rise in shootings, recounting recent incidents in Chicago and Georgia. Additionally, they discuss 4th of July accidents involving boats and fireworks, and criticize the high costs of fireworks shows in cities like New York. The episode also features a fun recount of their personal 4th of July celebrations, complete with beach adventures, pool games, and a hilarious drinking game. The hosts close with a lighthearted discussion on protests and reflect on their memorable holiday experiences.

00:00 Introduction and Episode Overview

00:50 Tragic Texas Floods: A Somber Reflection

02:41 The Need for Better Emergency Systems

04:54 Gun Violence in America: A Grim Reality

08:03 Boat Explosions and Firework Accidents

13:48 Hot Dog Prices and 4th of July Celebrations

19:15 Sports Highlights and Personal Anecdotes

23:35 4th of July Personal Stories and Reflections

25:16 Inflatable Paddleboard Mishap

26:28 Beach Rescue Adventures

27:03 4th of July Celebrations

31:46 Fireworks and Safety Concerns

34:59 Protests and Public Reactions

38:54 Drinking Games and Fun Times

45:11 Family and Reflections

48:07 Conclusion and Sign-Off

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Freestyle Friday: Concerts, Tattoos, and Technical Glitches

In this impromptu episode, we dive into a wide range of topics, kicking off with a recap of a messed-up recording session from a live event featuring guests Zac and Brandon. We talk about a recent reggae concert, a cool bottle from a gastro pub, and the hilarity that ensued. The conversation veers into personal anecdotes, from embarrassing technical glitches to unforgettable SeaWorld trips, diet struggles, and unexpected fart stories. We also touch on tattoos, teaching jobs, and plans for future episodes. Join us for an unfiltered and fun-filled Friday chat!

00:00 Introduction and Episode Theme

00:15 Technical Glitch and Recap of Live Event

02:00 Freestyle Friday and Reggae Concert

03:19 Food Adventures and Fun Banter

04:51 Workplace Stories and Friendly Teasing

11:30 SeaWorld Trip and Cashless Society

18:02 4th of July Plans and Family Fun

19:22 Humorous Anecdotes and Fart Stories

20:23 Zac's Funny Username

21:25 Nicknames and Family Dynamics

22:22 Tattoo Stories and Opinions

25:32 Freestyle Friday: Random Conversations

31:33 Body Image and Aging

35:09 Weekend Plans and Family Updates

39:05 Upcoming Episodes and Farewell

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How Our Reels Became Our Therapists | Episode 5

In this lively and comedic episode, we dive into how social media reels act as our personal therapists and reveal unexpected insights the algorithm exposes about us. We discuss how our personal interests and issues are mirrored in the reels we watch and share, covering everything from food addictions to work-related humor. We'll also talk about the importance of self-love, analyze some self-help quotes, and hilariously critique each other's reactions. Plus, we share a special shoutout to a family member and explain why we're sporting matching shirts in honor of the military. Join us for laughs, honest opinions, and a bit of self-reflection!

00:00 Introduction and Episode Overview

00:51 Analyzing Our Reels: Food and Work Issues

01:53 Friendship and Reels: Sharing and Relating

02:24 Therapy Talk: Personal Experiences and Humor

02:45 Celebrating the Army Anniversary

03:40 Back to Therapy: Analyzing Reels and Quotes

07:48 Therapist vs. Content Creator: Guessing Game

14:08 Self-Help Videos: Reactions and Opinions

22:14 Energy Dynamics and Personality Differences

22:42 Red Bull Preferences and Bougie Habits

23:12 Therapy and Self-Help Discussion

24:41 Journaling and Personal Reactions

31:57 Food Therapy and Family Dynamics

41:22 Outro and Acknowledgements

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When Friendship Breakups Hurt More Than Romantic Ones

In today's episode, the hosts dive into the complexities of friendship breakups and how they can sometimes feel more painful than romantic breakups. The discussion includes personal anecdotes, lessons learned from past friendships, and the impact of honesty within relationships. They also touch on the importance of maintaining healthy boundaries and the role social media plays in friendships. The conversation is filled with humor, candid confessions, and a look at how different friendships have shaped their lives.

00:00 Introduction: Friendship Breakups Hurt More

00:10 Personal Experiences with Friendship Breakups

01:43 Honesty in Friendships

04:35 Family Dynamics and Ghosting

07:16 Balancing Friendships and Family

09:22 Humor and Coping Mechanisms

10:53 Deep Friendships and Their Impact

11:51 The Worst Friend Ever

12:19 Tolerating Friendships

12:50 Honesty and Humor in Friendships

15:44 Blocking on Social Media

16:36 Respecting Boundaries

17:31 Petty Arguments and Reconciliation

20:17 Upcoming Live Event

21:29 Conclusion and Farewell