It's a late night version of If You're Like Me... Late night because graduation season has reached the Florkey household, and Florkey graduations are month-long extravaganzas.

Topics discussed in this episode:

• Graduations
• Cross Pens
• Celebrity deaths
• Soliciting the sale of no soliciting signs
• Mothers
• Holiday creep
• Joel's trip to his boyhood home
• Teachers
• World War II
• Cannon
• Green Bay Packers football

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Heath returns from his trip to California, and he fills us in on his thrilling experiences.

Other topics discussed in this episode:

• Uber adventures
• Abba reunion
• Avengers smash all records
• Rome explains the infinity stones
• Book reviews and recommendations
• Probably the only discussion you will ever hear about Leo Tolstoy and NASCAR
• Short celebrity death log

Rome Maynard is on assignment this week, so Heath and Joel do the best that they can to carry on. We recount some little known Rome Maynard facts, and discuss a large number of celebrity deaths, California, Denver, pollen tumbleweeds, and springtime.

This week we are without Heath Florkey, but we remember him by recounting some little known Heath Florkey facts that will entertain and amaze you.

Other topics in this episode:

• Rainy Days
• Cincinnati spring break
• Ohio drivers
• Should Maryl Streep play Princess Leia?
• Rome's 20th anniversary
• YouTube and the devolution of entertainment
• King Syndrome
• Book Recommendations

This is a special third anniversary episode of If You're Like Me, with special guest star Scott Barr. We tell the story of how If You're Like Me came to be, and discuss the following topics:

• Daylight saving time
• Listener Mail
• The portrayal of small town people in movies
• Impostor syndrome
• Notable celebrity deaths
• Update from Seattle
• Portsmouth Update

It's a busy week on If You're Like Me:

• Listener mail
• Joel's 20th Anniversary
• Tom Hanks to play Mr. Rogers
• Captain Kangaroo's bad dental hygiene advice
• Florkey Stovegate 2018
• "The Revenge of Analog" by David Sax 
• Resale Value of physical media
• Cannon Season 3 recap: How could they miss?
• Celebrity deaths

Topics in this episode:

• Celebrity flutist deaths
• Kidney stones 
• Heath responds to anti-juicing press
• Windows 10 won't let us have a clean restart
• Why Joel is annoyed by Anthony Bourdain
• Celebrities who think they can sing
• HGTV
• Predictions for the big game

It’s 2018 and time for our latest episode. This week we are joined by embalming expert Heath Florkey.

• Welcome to 2018
• Highlights from the holidays
• Heath’s high powered juicer
• Live update from the Ohio Snowpocalypse
• Recommendations for de-stressing
• Death update
• Game Shows
• Rome reviews “Murder by Gemini”
• Joel reviews the Fugitive

This is an expert packed episode. Joining Joel and Rome are Jonathan Hyde, HR expert, and Jeff Fossett, cybersecurity expert.

Topics discussed in this episode:

• Upcoming Fossett wedding
• Punch
• Andy Griffith Show
• Christmas lights, and things for which they should have training classes
• Jeff's world famous key lime pie
• Leaf blowing
• Movies that are better than their books
• Charlotte Douglas Airport and R&R
• How to get a row to yourself on Southwest Airlines
• Why are some songs considered Christmas songs?

This episode is our third annual Thanksgiving episode, and this week we are joined by nationally acclaimed embalming expert Heath Florkey. Heath joins us as our official death expert, and we debut Heath's podcast obituary.

Other topics discussed:

• What we are thankful for
• Kmart music
• Things that people around the world have given Joel
• Vegemite
• Australian Monopoly
• Book updates
• stuffing
• Baby Driver
• What to do if you suspect a friend is invisible
• Raisins

We hope you all have a great Thanksgiving.