Back to Oklahoma; Eavesdropping, Fake News, Jason wants to be J-Lo, National Enquirer, Weekly World News, 80's movies, organized religion, Ohio, Russ is trying to be nice, and cow tongue is the best cut of beef.

Kyle sums up westward expansion and brings up whores in Oklahoma. Jason isn't a morning person. Codpieces, contact lenses, and glasses.

Kyle returns us to Pennsylvania where he kicks us off with the longest run-on sentence we've had thus far. Jason hates Fortune Tellers, tells us that Psychics and ghosts aren't real and he really doesn't believe in anything. Somehow we get on the subject of medicated powders.

Kyle's back! and we're back on track... after 12 minutes of tangent. Visiting Pennsylvania we talk about kids, alcohol, and K-roger's.. and Bingo.

We made an attempt to record and it didn't go well. We need Kyle. Seriously. check the video at twitch.tv/eldoradostudio . We can't record this weekend, but we'll be back in the studio the weekend of the 6th, and back in your ears on July 12. I the meantime, check out Beast on the Road, Half hour with Halfsack, or Out for Delivery.

Due to poor planning, we are taking a break this week. this is a message stating that. While you're waiting for us to get our stuff back together, why not go listen to Out for Delivery or Beast on the Road? 

Kyle takes us way back for some Sumerian laws and we wind up discussing the Mina to Sheckle exchange rate, but then we get derailed because of his nipples, Jason goes to his happy place and Russ and Bubba are completely broken.

Kyle takes us to Kentucky where we discuss... Nudists! Jason starts showing off skin, which leads to some partial nudity in the studio. Raccoons are active on the Mountain, Russ gets in trouble for reading labels and makes Jason uncomfortable. 

We explore ancient laws that didn't start off in English, Kyle brags that has an immune system, Thou shalt do no waste, Charlemagne, mud huts, Jason brings up the burger issue again and then performs his own one man show before treating us with his Margaret Thatcher impersonation. Why do Brits care about eggs so much?

In the last of our multi-part episode, we discuss strippers, cursing, Miami Vice, and mouse hunting in California. Burgers get mentioned, things get heated, and we find out that Russ doesn't like too much Mayo on his burgers.