“Not to be _______,” definitely means you’re about to hear something ________.  After the epidose, Max looked things up… - Green, white, and black pepper all come from the same plant. White is ripe, black is unripe, green is unripe and frozen or treated. - Pink pepper is a different plant from the cashew family. [...]

St. Coats wants to know if they’re here to stay. We want to know if we’ve ever known anything different.  The questions you ask dictates the answers you get.  Popular elections mean popular candidates. “That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of the lessons that history [...]

Refrigeration teleportation to solicited sainthood to the black flower wookie. Geoff just wants them to stop screwing with his childhood. Ben was only 30 off. Max wants to talk droids. *** Topic - What star Wars character are you? From - St. Zook, MD *** Submit Your Topic!  -  @IgandUn  -  [email protected] - Insta: Igandun

Ben the bounty hunter. Geoff wants to own a Star Destroyer dealership Max wants to join a cult and use his laser swords to roast coffee. Did Anakin kill all the janitors at the Jedi temple too? And remember kids - never turn your McGuffin into a character. *** Topic - What job from the [...]

“An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.” - Benjamin Franklin “They’re called ‘burners’ for a reason” - Benjamin Whitmore Turn your old hot tubs into pudding pits! And Max was wrong. It’s 60 lives, not 600, since the dawn of civilization. (Shout out Oliver Burkeman)  *** Topic - Breakups in the digital [...]

Agriculture?  Industry? Why? Do other countries do this? Do the plants really care what time it is? Because our pets sure do. Blame Mr. Savings  *** Topic - Daylight savings time? Why?! How?! Seriously… From - Debbie *** Submit Your Topic!  -  @IgandUn  -  [email protected] - Insta: Igandun

Is matriculation worth it? Walk out with a useless degree and a $100K in debt? Yes, please! Careful of the summer jobs you take, one might change your life. Oh, and thank you, Bill Clinton, for our healthy fats. Pineapples!  *** Topic - Is college a scam? From - St. Coates *** Submit Your Topic!  [...]

The holiness continues as St. Zooks, MD drops in for the second week in a row.  Sex workers? Casino dealers? Bartenders? Airline pilots? Is bitcoin mining robo-colonalism-and-exploitation?  *** Topic - What jobs should robots be doing today, but are not? From - St. Jaysopher *** Submit Your Topic!  -  @IgandUn  -  [email protected] - Insta: Igandun

It’s a holy week! We’re blessed by St. Zooks, MD’s presence.  She points to the courts (and shoots down Max’s) Ben eyes elections It’s the new politician archetype for Geoff. Like a rocket ship on a string, you can’t unclog a toilet by pooping in it.    *** Topic - What's the worst thing Trump [...]

This week we shamelessly judge the hell out people. Welcome to the Douche Scale! It’s one of those S-F scales (which none of us actually understand but seems popular!) Is being the type of person you want to punch after meeting worse than knowingly profiting on the destruction of millions of lives? What about eroding [...]