Are Baby Ruths made of infants? Is there a little ground-up D’Artagnan in every Three Musketeers? Are Milkyways made of stars? Does anyone get it on to podcasts? If so - Ben has an empowering message for you… *** Topic - Butterfingers. Neither butter, nor finger. Discuss.  From - Matt Wharton

Comfortably warm pudding? Gravy? Jello? Motor oil? Chowder? Oatmeal? Lemmon juice and salt? Broken glass? Scrambled eggs? Jelly beans? Gummy worms? What do you think would be the best thing to take a bath in? *** Topic - What would be the best thing to take a bath in?  From - Millie Killion

All clothing tells a story. The width of ties is a barometer for the economy. “Contemporary” is a just a nice way of saying “broke down and busted.” *** Topic - History of costume design. Go!  From - Jill Parzych

This week we’re trying to get out of our own head’s. And into someone else’s. But whose? Our glorious, fascist supreme overlord? Elon Musk? Maclunkey? Ps - George Lucas In Love is totally worth the watch. *** Topic - If you could be inside the head of anyone alive today, who would it be and [...]

This week’s topic is brought to you by the always introspective Outdoor Dave. Ben is ok with breakfast food. Max doesn’t like to eat in repose. Geoff has slapped many a hand away. *** Topic - Would you let a dog lick peanut butter off your balls? From - Outdoor Dave

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Wouldn’t it be great if George Carlin were still around to see all this mess? We think so. So does Brent, who asked us a question related to one of his bits. Bottom Line -  It’s hard for any one person to be all things to someone else. Businesses exist to meet [...]

Welcome to our 4ooth episode where we break all the rules. ***** ALLL OF THE STAR WARS SPOILERS AHEAD ***** This week we choose the topic, turn off the clock, and just go. Geoff needs therapy. Max was shattered by the first two. Ben is a true fan and loves it all. *** Topic - [...]

Things get a little heavy as we contend with the populist world we live in. Is Science dead? Are facts real? Just remember… No one calls its the Dark Ages when they’re living through it. So, screw it. Let’s just go open up some clams on our tummies and be done with it. *** Topic [...]

Does your superpower of choice change over time? What about what you’d do with it? Not Max. He is still just wants to *banf* to and fro and see his friends. Ben wishes he was a 3D printer. Geoff goes darkside (and ends up with a lucrative Youtube career). Shout outs to:  - Nicolas Cage [...]

Jonah, complete with Yoda paper, lobbed us an easy one.  And we appreciate it. This week is all about TV, fandom, and reopening old, almost-closed wounds. 5 seasons of greatness + 1 season of “Whaaaaat?” + 2 seasons of God dammit = ??? It’s abandonment, lessons that should have been learned from hobbits, and that [...]