Ignorant and Uninformed

Let's take some time and talk about colors and preferences. Did you know Geoff hates purple and loves earth tones? Or that Ben loves purple and hates sunsets? Max? Oh, you know how it is with him. He's more concerned with making sure all the burners on his stove get used equally. Also mentioned: color [...]

** SUBSCRIBERS, I APOLOGIZE FOR BLOWING UP YOUR FEED. I LAUNCHED OUR NEW WEBSITE AND I'M DEBUGGING. HOPEFULLY IT WON'T BE TOO MUCH LONGER. - Max What does it mean to be human? (I know, it's a nice light topic this week, right?) Imagination? Existential dread? Morality? The ability to believe? Also - redneck dolphins, [...]

** SUBSCRIBERS, I APOLOGIZE FOR BLOWING UP YOUR FEED. I LAUNCHED OUR NEW WEBSITE AND I'M DEBUGGING. HOPEFULLY IT WON'T BE TOO MUCH LONGER. - Max Is it a stapler? Burt Reynolds? An Apache helicopter? We're just talking about spirit animals and totems, Jeeze.... *** Topic - Who or what is your spirit animal? What [...]

Is the reason alien's haven't come to see us because they're racist? (Or would that make them speciesist?) Did you know we're all just some fancy armor for amino acids? Bleach blond tips and bald spots are "in" this season, right? No? Shit. Someone should probably tell Max. Long live our deer friend the Proto-elk! [...]

It's Theseus Ship meets Rock 'n Roll. How many original members can a band lose before it's no longer the actual band? When this tipping point is reached - would you rather see the "original" band or a group of likely younger musicians covering the original band's songs? There's no right answer. There's only Mick [...]

Il Divo? Cats? NYSNC? Sister Hazel? Sir Paul? Bonnaroo? Medeski, Martin, and Wood? Big Gigantic? Vanilla Ice? MC Hammer? U2? The Raconteurs? The Elders? Brian Setzer? The Rolling Stones? Drunk Chrissie Hynde? What's the best concert you've ever seen? Would your answer change if we opened up the question to include all live stage performances? [...]

Let's pretend you were super-rich and owned a piece of property that was so amazing it deserved a name. What would you call it? Aside from our various answers, of which, Ben's is by far the most ridiculous and awesome (Sort of). You get to learn about.... - Every planet's Star Wars sex parts - [...]

And everyone is invited! The luminous and lovely Lady Hollywood sits in with us as we discuss all things pizza. (Actually, a lot of the time we talk about The Great British Bake Off...) Did you know there's a "Colorado style" pizza? It's  got sopapillas for crust! *** Topic - Deep dish or hand tossed? [...]

This week - on the chopping block - circumcision. Is it mutilation? Keeping a commandment? Hygeneic? Don't ask Max. He's not a credible source. Ben talks about the surprise he got for his 13th birthday. Geoff misses his pouch. *** Topic - Cut your kid or leave him intact? From - Levi Aren

If only we knew... And the worst part is we should have.  When Blox handed Max the topic, Max totally asked him what the Kessler Syndrome was. And then forgot.  Good thing Geoff is awesome and Ben is the best. Shout outs to:  Danielle and Rachel for trying to make us less of what we [...]