Something special in honor of our 200th EpiDose...amazing, right? Our good friend, John Schorling, felt like facilitating a deep and meaningful conversation about race. Too bad this is Ignorant and Uninformed. Benji is self-shaming. Hollywood goes all metal. Max doesn't want your gentile-guilt. And Jesus is a baltimore cop. Huh? : 1) Ignorance is not [...]

Can one ogle and respect at the same time? Would you rather go to a strip club and get a dance knowing it won't end in sex or stay at home and get an amateur dance from your partner that definitely will? Do you even like getting strip teases? What about teasing strippers? Tawdry Hipburn [...]

Put away your targeting computers and drop your blast shields - this week it's all about Star Wars. Benji is out greasin' them wheels but the always insightful, Jay Seevers, is sitting in. Hollywood is a ring-theory-obsessed-fanboy. And all Max wants is Lando, space aids, and some originality. Remember... : 1) Judging trilogies before they're [...]

How do you slack off? Are you like Hollywood and pretend to do something? Do you procrastinate like Benji? Or do you just say no like Max? Is wearing headphones or looking at your phone a way to avoid social responsibility? This week it's a half an hour chat about stuff like this thanks to [...]

Remember two days ago when you sat down to a meal and thought, "Hmmm...this would really be better with a foon." No? But it's the shark of cutlery. Not like that other hybrid, that's just an example of putting two perfectly good things together and making a sub-par third. Benji called in sick. But lucky [...]

Erica Aren doesn't think time makes sense or that anyone can explain it. And that's because it doesn't and they can't. At least not after listening to Hollywood's theories and interplanetary census concerns. Benji has seen some Star Trek and Max has read some books. Remember : 1) People in space live longer. 2) Aliens [...]

Tiger? Octopus? Horse? If you had to be eaten alive by an animal, which would you choose to chow down on you? Meredith Murphy wants to know. Is it better to go in two bites or a thousand? Are we on land or in the water? Remember (Don't mind the technical blip around the 20 [...]

Audrey Philips (aka Tawdry Hipburn) wants us to name an animal for each letter of the alphabet. So Hollywood talks smack with Keanu Reeves on his chest. Max gets stumped by E. And Benji is outstanding at drinking out of cups. Remember : 1) Barbiturates count. Cattle and dog breeds not so much. 2) Raccoons [...]

Happy New Years! Making y'all think and laugh is something we really enjoying doing, so from the bottom of our shallow and empty hearts, thank you. It's 2016! Would you rather have good soup or bad sex? That's what Chandra Kleinhans wants to know. But it's not that simple - How long has it been? [...]

Jay Seevers has a question about technology - is the good worth the bad? We don't know. We're too busy singing songs... Hollywood is scared of video games. Max doesn't know how to use the internet. And Benji is the Candyman. Remember : 1) The combustion engine is a lot like sit-ups. 2) The world [...]