Look, I know what you're thinking...and yes, you can be polyamorous for one person. But ONLY if that person is Phil Collins. He's like Nic Cage if the CAGE could sing and play the drums and star in Tarzan all at the same time. So it's polyamory with Nic Cage AND Phil Collins. Anyways, Benji [...]

Yo, son, we got the mad dolla bills this week! Benji spent his life savings on the Powerball drawing last week, and we wanted to figure what we'd be doing if we was straight up ballin'. Don't worry, I'm sure we'll win. I made sure to get struck by lightning just to help out our [...]

Pop quiz, a-- hole: Cantonese or the banjo? Russian or shredding on the guitar? If you could speak five languages of your choice or play any five instruments in all of existence, what would you pick? Okay... go! Can't decide? Can't decide? Tick tock, tick tock. TOO LATE! Brain aneurism, you're dead! Seriously, how do [...]

What if you woke up one day and you were in a different body? What would you do with your new face? No, we're not talking about the epic Nic Cage documentary Face-Off. Okay, we are NOW, but c'mon, when are NOT talking about the grandure of THE CAGE... Sorry, wrong EpiDose. Today we're talking [...]

Which came first? The Chicken or the Egg? Chuck Norris or his beard? Does it matter? Was it actually just Chuck Norris in a chicken suit kicking an egg with his beard, therefore willing it into existence at the exact moment it matured into a chicken. And that, children, is how the Earth was created. [...]

It's time to suit up...BIRTHDAY SUIT up, and head down to the nudist beach. Don't worry, were not gonna check out your junk... we're going to laugh at how tiny it is without even looking. I mean, I just ASSUME everyone is smaller than me down there. I gotta be pushing 4, maybe 5 inches... [...]

Time, like Nicholas Cage's career, has mystified humanity for decades. Whether you're talking quantum physics around a black hole, or National Treasure 2....some things you just can't explain. But damned if we aren't going to try... Peace Off! *** Topic - Time From - No Name ...Download the Media File

With the election so near, we tackle the big issues like Bean Dip and who would win in a greased up wrasslin' match... probably Taft, just because of the weight factor. Though Lincoln has the reach to land some major hits on that Pu--y JQ Adams. Can we use movie fictional presidents? Cuz in that [...]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the 90s. And we would all sit down every primetime evening and hear the tale of a lovable, irksome, nerdy yet ultimately misunderstood black teenager living in a Chicago suburb. He wormed his way into our collective hearts with such soul-melting [...]

Dude, this ID is totally legit. I got it from my older sister's boyfriend's weed dealer...he looks just like you. It's fool proof. Now just walk in, grab the Smirnoff Ice, pay for it, and we are so gonna get laid. GO SENIORS!!! Ahhh...the good old days when drinking was still exciting and not something [...]