Ignorant and Uninformed

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the 90s. And we would all sit down every primetime evening and hear the tale of a lovable, irksome, nerdy yet ultimately misunderstood black teenager living in a Chicago suburb. He wormed his way into our collective hearts with such soul-melting [...]

Dude, this ID is totally legit. I got it from my older sister's boyfriend's weed dealer...he looks just like you. It's fool proof. Now just walk in, grab the Smirnoff Ice, pay for it, and we are so gonna get laid. GO SENIORS!!! Ahhh...the good old days when drinking was still exciting and not something [...]

Your Doctor knows your deepest darkest secrets...especially about that certain rash that comes back DOWN THERE. What if you see them at the bar? That's like the Antichrist of Wingmen...now that cute girl is going home with him! What's he got on you? A medical degree? Six figure income? NOT herpes? What a D---! Special [...]

I sold my soul for a taco. Totally worth it. But where did it come from, science? I don't think so? Alien energy from a war that existed on this planet millions of years ago? Much more likely. Aliens love tacos. THAT'S Science. *** Topic - When do human souls arrive? From - Erica Aren [...]

Hit the iceberg, you said. The ship will brush it aside, you said. Well, now who looks stupid? Ladies and gentlemen, please line up for the lifeboats according to your importance and impact on society... What? It should be by gender and age? F--k that. *** Topic - In the age of equal rights, women [...]

The boys discuss gettin' inked. This sounds like a decision that will have no lasting consequences whatsoever. We recommend the classic dolphin jumping over a rainbow...lower back. *** Topic - At what point are tattoos too ridiculous? From - Kevin Solar ...Download the Media File

Do you ever just lose yourself to a jam in the car, and get caught by the person next to you at a stop light, then try to pretend nothing happens?...Yeah, me either. The never live that long. PLUS we are joined by accomplished author, Joshua Flenniken *** Topic - Fist pumping in the car [...]

Pete Rose, Don King, and Miss Cleo and other great financial advisers. *** Topic - Should we legalize gambling? From - Gary Sirak ...Download the Media File

Invisibility, stopping time, and flight. All good ways to see chicks in a shower. *** Topic - If you had superpowers, what would you do? From - Benji Pickens ...Download the Media File

Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Clark Duncan, and Chuck E Cheese. So terrifying, we're hard. *** Topic - Terror erections From - John Schorling ...Download the Media File