Are you ready for the king?  He's really gross and not the nicest eater as Sparkie is about to find out in Chapter 11 When not to Look Around A corner.  Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home.
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 How do you get a face-hugging furry monster off you? Well, I would say carefully, but our hero has other ideas in chapter 10 New Stuff for Everyone. Its not too late to Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home.
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 Who is Portal? He's an alien robot left alone for eons, slowly going insane. Find out more in Chapter 9 Portal opens a door with a rocket. Its not too late to Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home.
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They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to escape the Tonsil-Terrors! Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid  in Chapter 8  Inside the Machine. Things turn strange for our heroes as up becomes down in the ancient alien device while  swarms of evil monsters flood frightfully from every opening in pursuit of a goat.
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They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home but first they have to escape the Tonsil-Terrors! Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid  in Chapter 7 Temple Wreckers where our two explorers learn what happened to the previous residents of this world.  

They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home. Join Sparkie and Spazoid in chapter 6 Road Trip in which Sparkie practices distracted driving  while he tries to get answers from their reluctant guest.  

They're on a mission to save the human race and find us a new home. Join Sparkie and Spazoid in chapter 5  Let’s Make Some Noise and See What Comes to Find Us in which our heroes roar across the planet in search of their rockets. 

Its time again for the Adventures Of Sparkie and Spazoid with Chapter 4, Meet the Goat, Hey, There Goes the Goat, in which our heroes begin the long trek across an alien surface following a four legged farm animal. 

Join our valiant explorer, Sparkie, and his cranky robot companion in this latest chapter: Once More on the Way Down where they will finally make it to the planet's surface, the question is will it be in one piece? 

Our two brave space explorers are in trouble and they haven't even finished crashing on a alien planet yet.   Welcome to chapter two  of the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid: Portal's World.   Each week a new episode comes out. You can follow along with the action at home because the book is available on amazon right now.