I'll Have A Beer And Talk

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot butt power, pyramid power, eating 2.0, spinal silk (spinal silk), two factor tattoos, smell like friend chicken IN YOUR BATH, and the incredible shrinking shrew skull!
Beer:
O'so Brewing Company's Convenient Distraction, a 10% ABV Imperial Porter
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/16386/117130/\
Show Notes:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1s8pfbdcLaoAMB4bFM4yiwyTQtucoBhAxbn9l4DttH14/edit?usp=sharing
Music:
Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License
https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Call-To-Action music:
Star Trek: The Next Geenration/First Contact performed by Captain Meatshield
https://youtu.be/7L54GYRcxSM
Sponsored by:
Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/
Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/
A word from Gary!:
alternate title: the shrinking of the shrew......'s skull

I’ll have a beer and talk with my wife and we’ll talk aboot how only goats can prevent forest fires, garbage-collecting crows, gardening IN SPAAAACE, smart forks for slurpin’, magic mushroom antidepressants, and talk foreign better with BOOZE!
Show Notes:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1jEOKBEbfzrYmqvN7pfLQfHAaFGwGYoER1sYH781omWk/edit?usp=sharing
Beers:
Woodland Empire's Moon Dog, a 5.3% ABV Northwest Amber
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/33825/143946/
Crooked Fence Brewing Co's Blue Footed Booby, a 5.4% ABV Cucumber Tart Saison
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/27179/241758/
Stone Brewing Co's Xocoveza, an 8.3% ABV Imperial Stout inspired by Mexican Hot Chocolate
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/147/128500/
Music: The "Streets Of San Francisco" Theme - The Patrick Williams Big Band
https://youtu.be/TI4doul8mWQ
Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License
https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Sponsored by:
Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/
Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/
A word from Gary!:
I did it! 100 episodes! HOORAY ME!!1!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot crayfish employed by a brewery!
Show Note: https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/czech-brewery-protivin-crayfish-water-quality
Beer:
Milwaukee Brewing Company’s O-Gii, a 9.2% ABV tea-infused Witbier
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/czech-brewery-protivin-crayfish-water-quality
Music:
Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License
https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Sponsored by:
Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/
Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/
A word from Gary!:
Episode one hunnit, it’s coming I swear!

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot Google’s new hardware devices for 2017.
Beer: Kells Brewpub’s Irish Pale Ale, a 6.7% ABV American IPA
Visit store.google.com for the source material!
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/38754/156802/
Music:
Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License
https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Sponsored by:
Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/
Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/
A word from Gary!:
By hook or by crook, I WILL get to episode 100.

No time + no internet = not a chance to make a show! So here's a randomly selected episode which I consider one of the Best Of I'll Have A Beer And Talk!

THe Best Of I'll Have A Beer And Talk: Episode 64.5 (8 oz Edition) VELLUM
Beer: New Belgium Brewing’s Belgo, a 7% ABV Belgian-style India Pale Ale
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/192/73864/
Show Notes: http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/fleeting-wonders-a-farewell-to-vellum
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vellum
Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor
Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/
A word from Gary!: I am healing.

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot adequate vacation lengths, self-driving car communication, self-driving designated driverless cars increasing the potential for drinking, fat-reducing patches, robots can hurt your feelings, virtual assistants can be attacked by dolphins, and I for one welcome our lazy ant overlords.
Beer:
10 Barrel Brewing Co.'s Raspberry Crush, a 5.2% ABV Berliner Weissbier
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/16873/84174/
Show Notes:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1s68vUtm9Kn7BvGsJ4ahLuLH5s-Un0O4QpNXN2Aprhnk/edit?usp=sharing
Music:
Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License
https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Call-To-Action music:
Theme from Police Squad! - Ira Newborn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Lzpz-Emhs
Sponsored by:
Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/
Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/
A word from Gary!:
The Theme from Police Squad! by Ira Newborn was written as a parody of Count Basie’s Theme from M Squad.

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot shoes made for beer drinking, beer made for shower drinking, fridges made to bring you beer, baseball telepathy, (not really) autonomous pizza delivering cars, paying with your smile, and a why bat would totally win in a bat vs. scorpion fight.

Beer:
Blackberry Farms Barrel Aged Brett Saison, a 7.5% ABV Saison aged in red wine barrels
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31896/248838/
Show Notes:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D585uT5LFwnNBUCBDhnZtBDl8fUUdkon31ad4oy7nOA/edit?usp=sharing
Music:
Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License
https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Call-To-Action music:
MORTAL KOMBAT - The Immortals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
Sponsored by:
Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/
Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/
A word from Gary!:
There’s a totally random slam on the film Scorpion King in this one...

I'll have a beer and talk aboot fish booze, fish opioids, MOON LTE, batteries powered by children's tears, Funeral by Robot, PizzaTech involving burger bitcoin and aVR chicken-themed escaoe room, and The Rules of Lizard Attraction
Beer:
Fulton Brewing Company's Worthy Adversary, a 9.5% ABV Russian Imperial Stout
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22167/57172/
Show Notes:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cm7dkz4AMIvuUysRP0POEhCvndNhyEFVAaj5vn0kpFs/edit?usp=sharing
Music:
Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License
https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Call-To-Action music:
Polkadelphia - Polka Eclipse of the Heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t_yVSxnffM
Sponsored by:
Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/
Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/
A word from Gary!:
FIRE BAD

I'll have a beer and talk aboot alcohol (seems to) prevent diabetes, alcohol (seems to) improve your recall, LASERS (seem to) recover lost memories, BOOTY, a very special NASA job opening, food made from zaps and exhilations, and EMU GENES
Beer:
Southern Tier Brewing Company's Krampus, a 9% ABV Imperial Helles Lager
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/3818/43738/
Show Notes:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a7QOOrIb0Gr_RX6yuDvrpelN2ykgfaMQHMquSb-o8xA/edit?usp=sharing
Music:
Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License
https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Call-To-Action music:
Rhythm Heritage - Theme from S.W.A.T.
https://youtu.be/LXwYtTi2w08
Sponsored by:
Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/
Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/
A word from Gary!:
BOOTY

I'll have a beer and talk aboot PIZZA TECH! From KFC, McDonald's and Taco Bell!
Beer: Highland Brewing Company's Highland IPA, a 7% ABV India Pale Ale
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/811/204453/
Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14SmS13IvQu5S8FPnflNcSv6U933OWMUYI3RJ06_nlZc/edit?usp=sharing
Music: Polka for Accordion in C-Minor by Steven O'Brien, Licensed under a Creative Commons License https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/
Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/
A word from Gary!: Now I want Taco Bell.