I'll have a beer and talk aboot talking to yourself to REMEMBER, those who can't program (robots), teach (robots), correct horse battery stapler, gaming pizza tech, cleaning the ocean, dolphin breath, and weed for Algernon.

Beer: Tyranena Brewing Company's The Devil Made Me Do It! Coffee Imperial Oatmeal Porter, a 7.5% ABV American Porter https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/784/35201/

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XJV2m3MHbYLW-c30MlF-g9jh8_TjeR8wIBB9UvSDn9A/edit?usp=sharing

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Call-To-Action music: Overdrawn at the Memory Bank Closing Titles https://youtu.be/2mbIy8S5L2c?t=19m1s

Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/

Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!:cut myself on angel's hair and dolphin's breath

I'll have a beer and talk aboot the healing power of booze, She's a (Lunar) Brick House, SARCASM SUBROUTINE ENGAGED: O'rly, Internet of Pizza, Frork you, Morning GLory Space Invasion, and drunk crayfish FOR SCIENCE.

Beer: Crazy Mountain Brewing Company's Local's Stash Reserve Series Mint Chocolate Stout, an 8% ABV American Stout

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/23315/270623/

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1lHyanV3aq7AIWvno0fnxrlgBVspfd0umjEuxhvHsyeg/edit?usp=sharing

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Call-To-Action Music: Papa was in Nine Inch Nails by BRAT Productions

http://bratproductions.com/mixes/mashups/brat_papa_was_in_nin.html

Sponsored by:

Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/

Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!: You're a little short for a regular episode, aren't you?

I'll have a beer and talk aboot retirement IN SPAAAAACE, She's a (Martian) Brick House, cat purrs sooth anxious commuters, Hello Mosquito, Amazon judges your fashion, Guardians of the spiced stale tortillas, and a very hungry caterpillar.

Beer: funkwerks Nelson Sauvin, a 7.6% ABV SIngle Hopped Saison Ale https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24075/93105/

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FW-97MODRZeNvSrDBYgof_78UmSk-oNV6ND38smb0fw/edit?usp=sharing

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Call-To-Action Music: Back to the Future - Main Theme [Accordion Cover] - Les covers de Persiflette

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciLlCdpOESw

Sponsored by:

Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/

Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!: Yessssss ssssssaisonsssssss

I'll have a beer and talk aboot Portland poo-gas energy, Michigan mayo power, coinless Korea, THINK OF THE POSTMAN, my precious shrimp chips, no one likes sand, and NAKED MOLE RATS.

Beer:

Upslope Brewing Company's Strawberry Mint IPA, a 7.5% ABV American IPA

http://upslopebrewing.com/strawberry-mint-ipa-tap-room-series-beer-2017/

Show Notes:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1al-_NZO-x6LhFmW8S3JqBG1FVLte95H_w_jTIJ8sCk8/edit?usp=sharing

Music by:

Steven O'Brien

https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Call-To-Action Music:

Land Of The Giants Theme by John Williams - Performed by UNKNOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6TlWduvoeE

Sponsored by:

Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/

Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!:

I love me some of them shrimp chips.

I’ll have a beer and talk aboot IRRADIATED beer!

Beer: Modern Times Beer’s Fortunate Island, a 5% ABV American Pale Wheat Ale https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31987/96436/

Show Note: http://www.businessinsider.com/beer-soda-fallout-radiation-atom-bombs-2017-4

Randomizer sound effect courtesy of Brand Name Audio https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA8luKdJ7MAFj4-LB3gFjXQ

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/

Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!: Nuka-Beer!

I'll have a beer and my wacky guests and I talk aboot breathing to relax, pet hair watches, outhouse crescent moons, cat actually like humans, EYES EVERYWHERE, improving traffic with AI, and slap-happy octopi eatin' dolphins

Beer:

Golden Road Brewing's Hollywood Blondie, a 5.6% ABV Belgian Pale Ale brewed with passionfruit and peach

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/26932/269309/

Show Notes:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vXDJ4vb7UwBle-T9FjRE9iQUlSnuM93pU99v42npoFg/edit?usp=sharing

Music by:

Steven O'Brien

https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Call-To-Action Music:

Jet Jaguar Theme (PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-CvNxRs5Zs

Sponsored by:

Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/

Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!:

run baby, run baby, run away, run baby, run baby, escape l.a.

I'll have a beer and talk aboot virtual lemonade, ice-spittin' balloons for earth coolin', robots hands with graphene skin, German artificial SuperSun, Guppies want no scrubs, WALK MOAR, and getting your cat HIGH

Beer:

Off Color Brewing Company's Apex Predator, a 6.5% ABV Saison

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31678/110541/

Show Notes:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MSsFOe0GhBwT6oaJN8Cf1fb4Bw6MpcgTP7fwQhJ0SRQ/edit?usp=sharing

Music by:

Steven O'Brien

https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Call-To-Action Music:

The Green Hornet Theme by Al Hirt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zXx0ReqOOI

Sponsored by:

Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/

Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!:

Yep, that's my boy Benjamin again in the episode artwork.

I'll have a beer and talk aboot (crappy) BEER ON MARS, edible drones FINALLY, 3d printing with CHEESE, cooling batteries, only facial recognition can stop toilet paper thievery, a whole lotta netflix and a whole lotta whales.

Beer: Surf Brewery's Oil Piers Gingerbread Spiced Porter, a 6.5% ABV American Porter https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/25945/261192/

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wzxn-Hciu08-7dmXaP2qLdxpEzFazLXPaecNIR48BEo/edit?usp=sharing

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Ad-Music: Brazil - Ray Conniff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUyTwfxeyUo

Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/

Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!: I can't believe I've been doing this pretty much every week for two years!

I'll have a beer and talk aboot SPACE POTATO, flower (electric) power, human robot mental supervisors, robotic skinjobs, listening to a glass of water, social bird dumbening, and secrets of cats and boxes REVEALED.

Beer: Bale Breaker Brewing Company's Field 41, a 4.5% ABV American Pale Ale https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31389/93176/?ba=beertunes

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WQTIE3wQ1ujy5_0BqeQ9K62L-loqiC7NZiU3u7itztg/edit?usp=sharing

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Ad-Music: Scratch Money - Sanford's Revenge - The Sanford and Son Theme Breakbeat Remix *Johnny Cage https://youtu.be/hgwS8T1gCME

Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/

Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!: That's my boy Ben (and his box) in the episode art.

I’m still sick, but I’ll have a beer and talk aboot shoes that can order pizza.

Beer: St. Arnold's Weedwacker, a 4.9% ABV Hefeweizen https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/337/61109/

Show Note: http://mashable.com/2017/03/01/pizza-hut-pie-tops

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/

Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!: pizza ‘chews