I'll choose next week's beer (because I have The Sickening) and talk aboot contraceptive-laced Nutella for squirrels. Show Note: http://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/red-squirrel-prince-charles Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/ A word from Gary!: I edited out all my gross coughing. You're welcome!

I'll have a beer and talk aboot RABIES to cure brain cancer, S.T.R.A.W., when to throw away food for real, lethal pathogens in SPAAAAACE, zee continent of Zealandia, sharks = metal AF< and animals DO judge your behaviour.

Beer: Adelbert’s Brewery’s 2015 Vintage Monk, a 9.1% ABV Barrel-Aged Belgian-Style Dubbel

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/27934/262184/

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1N2etO8uaVVzwnixxLe1LbiBTR5kMrisTLMRT99qK-iM/edit?usp=sharing

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Ad-Music: 11 INTROS TO TACKY 80s SCI-FI/FANTASY TV (specifically Automan and Manimal)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_87i7FhkIs

Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!: MANIMAL

I'll have a beer and talk aboot Venus (the planet), phone dating tips, flailing for coupling, Pokemon No Go, The Blue-Green Slime, wedding balls and greasy slices, and NAKED GECKOS

Beer: Lord Hobo Brewing Company's Boom Sauce, a 7.8% American IPA

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/40249/170124/

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GFqLxH1MQgF6xmMelsIuZRDxO7lBton62nt7q1D4ko4/edit?usp=sharing

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Ad-Music: Supersonic Man (I wanna be) - Natura

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAUk6k8aLHY

Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!: NAKED GECKO

I'll have a beer and talk aboot SAVING GIN, From the Earth(s atmosphere) to the Moon, good explosions, flower bullets, parking snitches get paid, computer-designed emotion rum, and a planet where apes evolve to use Tinder.

Beer: Three Magnets Brewing's Major Thompkins, a 10.1% ABV Imperial Oatmeal Stout

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/36113/151781/

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1viOwZlmJFmlGejpr6O2XXRn9jef-E08-ss4aL9OHTYU/edit?usp=sharing

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Ad-Music: Suspension (Buck Roger's Theme) by Kip Lennon

https://soundcloud.com/gameswizard2014/kipp-lennon-suspension-buck

Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!: I used my NEW ATR-2100 microphone for this one, could you tell?

I talk aboot what little I recall about my oral surgery, and then use the Randomizer to choose next week's beer.

Upcoming Beer: Three Magnets Brewing Co.'s Major Thompkins, a 10.1% ABV Imperial Oatmeal Stout

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/36113/151781/

Randomizer sound effect courtesy of Brand Name Audio

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA8luKdJ7MAFj4-LB3gFjXQ

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/

Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

Note from Gary!: Of COURSE the Randomizer selects a high ABV beer... it knows me too well.

I'll have a beer and talk aboot Google Home, MOON BREW, hear squeezin' robots, anti-inflammatory coffee, eggshell memory, inflammable batteries, and FOXCLOAK.

Beer: Reuben's Brews Gose, a 4.3% ABV Gose

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/29693/187302/

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YsQF-PH7Mg2KAJV_1K25b41V6U9B6YITjrC8YVa8_6s/edit?usp=sharing

Randomizer sound effect courtesy of Brand Name Audio

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA8luKdJ7MAFj4-LB3gFjXQ

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Ad-Music: Dieggo Stocco - Bassoforte

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhp6P9Ygsoc

Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!: GOSE!

I'll have a small amount of beer and talk aboot paper centrifuges!

Beer:

Southern Tier Brewing Company’s Choklat, a 10% ABV American Double Imperial Stout.

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/3818/40058/

Show Note:

http://www.theverge.com/2017/1/10/14224322/paperfuge-20-cent-centrifuge-blood-plasma-medicine

Music by:

Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Randomizer sound effect courtesy of Brand Name Audio

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA8luKdJ7MAFj4-LB3gFjXQ

Sponsored by:

Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/

Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!: I HATE WINTER WEATHER.

I'll have a beer and talk aboot card computers, Master Go Player revealed, stand at your desk or take a walk(s), chickens make you fat with a virus, teeth today/beak tomorrow, don't count your dinosaur eggs before they hatch 'cause they'll take too long, and go fox go!

Beer: Almanac Beer Co's Farmer's Reserve Blueberry, a 7% ABV American Wild Ale https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/24940/151086/

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_W1Y2BxO-7MGbntsz7BJqde264fs1jdrAHCo_NjI3gA/edit?usp=sharing

Randomizer sound effect courtesy of Brand Name Audio https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA8luKdJ7MAFj4-LB3gFjXQ

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Ad-Music: GI Joe: The Movie End Credits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwTHKqP0v8o

Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!: COBRAAAAAA!!!1!

I'll have a beer and talk aboot GORATH for reals, flying drone warehouse!, Live Free or Erupt, a Martian Ice Donut, auto chicken face ordering, Cthulhu dat you?, and nananana BATSPEAK

Beer: Fort Collins Brewery's Double Down, a 5.5% ABV Gose IPA https://www.craftbeer.com/news/beer-release/fcb-releases-new-gose-ipa-double

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1zBudcktsTG6pvjHcLuWo0mYUsWP5_c7HZ6of5RtgAcc/edit?usp=sharing

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Ad-Music: The Pipes & Drums of Leanisch - Auld Lang Syne https://youtu.be/nRW611qTUrU

Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!: See you next year!

I'll have a beer and talk aboot Wear today gone tomorrow...or not, nuts to you...r health, sugar now with less sugar!, substance detects blood pressure and spiders, crashing burrito drones, squid & chips and TALKING APES (sort of)

Beer: Mt. Shasta Brewing's Jalapeno Weed Ale, a 5.5% ABV Chile Beer https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/9916/91819/

Show Notes: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/103flNTShqMjqa70OSzr1eFqI4_cPvT9aLZn18A9eVDQ/edit?usp=sharing

Music by: Steven O'Brien https://soundcloud.com/stevenobrien/polka-for-accordion-in-c-minor

Ad-Music: Taiyou Sentai Sun Vulcan (Instrumental) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkR5HGmijc8&index=15&list=PLkx0wmYpUlWxCctxfFvR3lhDhbATMGUo0

Sponsored by: Pulp & Deckle http://pulpanddeckle.com/ Curley Sound http://curleysound.com/

A word from Gary!: chile beer, not chilly beer