I'll Tell You in the Car

Hi! ArE yoU gOiNg oN a PicNic? Join us for our tenth (!) episode where Madison asks Trader Joe's savant Sydney to identify real vs. fake Trader Joe's items. As usual, we throw our grocery store opinions around freely and laugh at the absurdity of mankind. As always, you can find us @tellyouinthecar on Instagram or write us as [email protected]. Thank you so much for listening.

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Join us as we discuss two outlandish conspiracy theories. These theories involve poor municipal spending, baggage goblins, changing facial blemishes, Claire's accessories, reptiles basking in the sunlight, THE NEW WORLD ORDER, and Dippin' Dots (not sponsored.) As always, you can find us @tellyouinthecar on Instagram or write us as [email protected]. Thank you so much for listening.

Join us as we discuss a movie so terrible we ponder if it was written during the writers strike. I would describe the conversation more here, but this movie has aged me 1,000 years and there is no need to drag it out any further. As always, you can find us @tellyouinthecar on Instagram or write us as [email protected]. Thank you so much for listening.

Weird niche references we made: 

Sometimes we talk ourselves out of extravagant purchases like McDonald's. We frequently check our bank balances to make sure they're behaving like we expect. Sydney has to regularly fight a tree in her basement to maintain a semi-hospitable rental property. How in the WORLD would we react if someone asked us to foot a $62,000 resort and travel bill on the spot? Poorly. Tune in as we discuss the single-handed grand larceny and New York escapades of one Anna Delvey (Sorokin.) As always, you can find us @tellyouinthecar on Instagram or write us as [email protected]. Thank you so much for listening.

Sources:

Fraudsters - Seena Ghaznavi & Justin Williams: https://www.lastpodcastnetwork.com/fraudsters

Interviewed on Fraudsters - Emily Palmer: https://www.nytimes.com/by/emily-palmer

Fake Heiress - Vicky Baker & Chloe Moss: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000c9mb

Have you ever fallen victim to a Heely's ban? Did your Sky Dancer lacerate your younger brother's forehead? Did some of your Kid Cuisine corn flip over into your frozen (but also somehow lava hot) brownie? If you were ever traumatized by the late 90's/early 2000's, this episode is for you! If you weren't, congratulations - stop by to laugh at our pain! As always, you can find us @tellyouinthecar on Instagram or write us as [email protected]. Thank you so much for listening.

Ever wondered what an AP English Literature and Composition essay on Twilight would sound like? Join us as we pour out our nostalgic hearts over Stephanie Meyer's masterpiece series. As always, you can find us @tellyouinthecar on Instagram or write us as [email protected]. Thank you so much for listening.

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On the trail we blaze! 

Join us as we discuss treasure hunts from the 80's, stealing the Declaration of Independence, presidential raccoons, thrift finds, D.B. Cooper, and Madison's favorite childhood book. This episode is all over the place, but so is hunting treasure! As always, you can find us @tellyouinthecar on Instagram or write us as [email protected]. Thank you so much for listening. 

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Join us as we discuss some of our favorite deep, dark, and previously repressed memories as servers and baristas. As always, you can find us @tellyouinthecar on Instagram or write us at [email protected]. Thank you so much for listening.

Hey there #bossbabe. Join us for a discussion of multilevel marketing lies, rotten leggings, and magic water.  As always, you can find us @tellyouinthecar on Instagram or write us at [email protected]. Thank you so much for listening. 

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Welcome to our first episode! To celebrate our inaugural episode coming out on Halloween, we thought we would explore some of our local haunted hangs. Share your stories with us at [email protected] or @tellyouinthecar on Instagram. Thank you so much for listening.