The Illegal Touching crew discusses an exciting Week 4, including the extremely hyped Notre Dame-Georgia matchup, Michigan's embarrassment, and the return of the Gus Bus which is in full gear. Many laughs are had team's expenses, with some praise sprinkled in, as well as a rare "We were kind of wrong" issued to a certain Pac-12 coach. If all that doesn't lure you in, we also discuss UAB's attempts to get a live Komodo Dragon as their mascot at local games and subsequent discovery why it's "not as good of an idea" as previously thought.

Bama turning Georgia's dream's to ash.  Clemson's cakewalk over Pitt to the big dance.  Oklahoma gets Red River Redeemed over Texas.  UAB finishes with 10 wins! All the championships you can stand and SOMEHOW absolutely no discussion of the absolutely historic Iowa State/Drake game? Crazy.

Cancel the whole PAC-12.  It really jumped the shark.

This episode was recorded before the news about Urban Meyer's departure so with that revelation the pod would like to say "so long, jackass"

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Hate week in review. Ben fights the plague to join us and talk about how he hates overtime. We discuss alternate (and even stupider) overtime schemes.  Adam discusses...the implication…of playoff selections!  Florida State bowl streak is toast and North Carolina celebrates RETURN OF THE MACK. 

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Touching (!!) on all the topics in college football this week.  It's the playoff speculation spectacular!  You want the stats overload from that Maryland/Ohio State game? We got that on tap.  Big 12 insanity from West Virginia at Maryland. We even get on about Mike Leach's preferred fast food items/playoff hopes (none) and Les Miles to Kansas.  We also have some crap about Alabama vs. The Citadel for reasons. 

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John returns to talk about more UAB bullshit than Ben can withstand.  The touchers discuss a terrible Bama tradition and zillion yard Bedlam.  More discussion of coach’s follicles than you would think or maybe want.

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Mike Leach mascot interview

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Mike Leach mustache

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Arkansas gif

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John was ejected for targeting and then beat up by Kathy Bates or some such shit, so the team carries on in his stead with Brown Shirt Graduate Transfer, Nathan.  Discussion includes the Dabo Killing Fields and the deliciousness content of various horrorfoods. There is a notable lack of UAB stats for which they will all pay. Dearly.

Editors note: it’s 15 (!) biscuits for $12. Go back back back.

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