Another week means another episode of Illennials. This time its the morning edition as we drag our asses out of bed at 10 AM on a Sunday to talk about all our usual bullshit, including:

-we're a westworld podcast now

-shows about shows

-millennials are the biggest working generation in american history

-the world bank can suck our dicks

-fewer worker protections are not the answer

-bill gates knows what's up

-elon musk is afraid of the color yellow and beeping sounds

-boreholes and boarholes

-technology lacks a moral application under capitalism

-sex robots?

-smith loves nuclear power

-nationalizing amazon's delivery system

-democrats are getting slowly dragged leftwards

-we should legalize cocaine

-dungeons and dragons and drugs

-chuck schumer and kamala harris appear be be capable of learning

-what if murder was legalized?

-normalizing good ideas

-we need a modern eugene v. debs

-without the new deal, we would have had a revolution in america

-fortnite will decide all wars in the future

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our cover art is done by Marcus Barkley, who is more a state od mind than a corporeal human being.

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I'm uploading this early because you've all been very good and also if I don't I will almost certainly forget. If you're saying "oh they added the ability to schedule when uploads go live" do not @ me. Topics discussed include:

-american imperialism and syria

-is the president a moron or playing 12-dimensional chess? you decide

-the kids of india and pakistan aren't down with the conflict

-war is dumb and bad and we shouldn't do it

-the tragedy and triumph of Doublelift

-the koch brothers suck

-playing basketball instead of learning about evolution

-sex ed in america and abroad

-what did the ussr think about premarital sex?

-smith says "prophylactic"

-mark zuckerberg appears before the tribunal of the fossils

-jeff bezos' hobo murder den

-congress fails to provide a meaningful response to facebook's evil

-the supervillainy of modern billionaires is disappointing

-seth's local news story

-prison is somehow becoming worse

-we need prison reparations

-the irish were the last-round draft pick into the white race

-race vision

-capitalism is incapable of responsibly handling technology

-CANCR our new app for hell earth

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our cover art is done by Marcus Barkley, who is rapidly approaching the speed of light on his course to the Horsehead Nebula.

Remember to subscribe and if you like the show tell people about us! Tweet about the show and we'll give you a shout-out, and feel free to contact us with questions! If we think we're smart enough we'll try and answer them.

The episode is late this week. Why? Because I'm terrible at time management. Anyways, this week we explore the depths of the internet and discuss all sorts of shit.

-photons should just pick a side

-compare and contrast jumanji movies

-elfgames and videogames

-virtual reality and the future of videogames

-jagex and the nazi riot in runescape

-smith used to be a 4chan troll

-something awful is dying

-the mechwarrior pronoun shitfit

-the return to cyberpunk's relevancy

-facebook ain't going nowhere

-benevolent uses of clustering? seth doesn't think so

-all our data is up in the cloud. what happens if it rains?

-cobra kai show?

-there's so many memes

-slob on me knob

-sonic the hedghog chat

-atlanta is the best show on TV

-google laketith stanfield

Seth is on Twitter as https://twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

Smith is also on Twitter as https://twitter.com/MCSerf

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our cover art is done by Marcus Barkley, who can be found living in the cyclopean ruins of Kumari Kandam.

Remember to subscribe and if you like the show tell people about us and we promise the show will get better + be posted on time.

We watched Ready Player One so you don't have to. Did we like it? Did we hate it? Did Smith die in the theater and now his ghost haunts this podcast? Listen and find out!

Smith's Twitter: https://twitter.com/MCSerf

Smith on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Seth's Twitter: https://twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/illenials-podcast/id1316576285?mt=2

In episode 19 we declare our inability to be bought and then immediately come up with our million-dollar idea. Topics discussed include:

-we can't be bought

-harry reid choked a man for trying to bribe him

-joe biden sucks

-jobs aren't being taken by machines, they're being taken by capitalists

-elon musk out of nowhere

-jobs do provide dignity, but not in a capitalist society

-libertarians don't understand the free market

-laura ingraham gets owned by the teens

-capitalism is the reason why free speech gets limited

-prager u tries to use the courts against youtube and it doesn't go well

-literal gun porn

-underslung fleshlite

-lebron james breaks an insane record

-the place between the top of your junk and the bottom of your bellybutton

-velcro is the future of shoes

-workplace politics are the worst politics

-dress codes are bullshit

-we should try rule by the most athletic

-hot coldman

-far cry 5 is a fun game, but it says little despite having the opportunity

-no rules in the chaos bathroom

Seth is on Twitter as https://twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

Smith is also on Twitter as https://twitter.com/MCSerf

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at https://www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our cover art is done by Marcus Barkley, who exists only in the dream of a mountain goat in the year 3029.

Remember to subscribe and if you like the show tell people so we can get more listeners and spread our anti-capitalist propaganda far and wide.

In this episode we take on Chuck Lorre's attempt at a Netflix show: Disjointed. Starring Kathy Bates, the show is about a pot dispensary out west and all the ~wacky~ happenings around it. We suffered through like 20 episodes of this shit so you don't have to. Come check it out and hear all about this trainwreck of bad jokes, non-characters and the worst Morgan Freeman impression of all time.

We recorded the episode on time and we're getting it out the door faster than ever. Don't get used to it, we're very inconsistent. Topics discussed this time around include:

-john bolton is in the white house and its time for TRADE WAR

-dick pic is real

-how tall is smith?

-1/5th of all people over seven feet in the world play for the NBA

-time to kill drug dealers apparently

-portugal has the best drug policy in the world

-killer mike was on NRATV to talk about guns

-common ground

-smith misses gawker

-menard's and companies pushing right-wing politics on their employees with force

-fuck andrew jackson

-you can ask for anything, so long as its not a union

-esports are attempting to unionize

-tainted minds and the slap-on-the-wrist

-millenials' future

-we're worse off than the previous generation

-nobody can have kids

-how can we possibly ever retire?

-massive change needs to happen, or the world is going to end

We're on social media:

Seth is on Twitter as https://twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

Smith is also on Twitter at https://twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus Barkley does our cover art and he can be found by reading the entrails of the secret last dodo bird (why does no one ever talk about the dodo bird anymore? we talked about that shit all the time when i was a kid but no one brings it up nowadays).

If you want to find us on iTunes, we're on there! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/illennials-podcast/id1316576285?mt=2

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Looks like we're becoming a Tuesday podcast or something. We tried our best with this episode (unlike all those other episodes). Join us as we discuss:

-our papa bought a dog

-uber robot kills a person

-ghost in the shell was a bad movie, but a good anime

-toy r us is dead

-smith does a terrible impression

-when companies go under, it is the workers who suffer, not the executives

-march madness madness

-smith ranks the sports

-is water polo even real?

-you can't get a horse underwater, so it must be blitzball

-the saga of powder mountain, millenial billionaire utopia

-fuck elon musk's boer ass

-rich people think you're not rich because you're not applying yourself

-invite 10 strangers over for dinner to make a million dollars

-altruistic organizations don't actually do altruistic stuff

-rameet chawla and his wonderful apps

-coconut water kool-aid and the hotel of frustration

-the bicentennial man of capitalism

-the wealthy discover that poor people are human too

-capitalists are doomed to repeat the past

-Georgia senate bills SB 363 & SB 309 - efforts to disenfranchise black voters

As usual we are on social media and stuff

Smith: https://twitter.com/MCSerf

Seth: https://twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

Our cover art is done by Marcus Barkley, who can be found where the rubber meets the road.

We are back at it folks, and this time we had to record on a monday, which means the podcast comes out on tuesday because I ain't doing that much work. We got a hell of a show for you here with topics including:

-seth goes to the nascar hall of fame

-america is a menage a trois of cultures

-lightning mcqueen's inclusion is historical revisionism

-computer police showin out for the meat cop

-predictive policing remains bullshit

-the ethics of technology

-google operation paperclip

-elon musk wants to avoid war by going to mars

-the martian: true story?

-twitch plays mars

-on the poon tip about work-life "integration"

-the return of the company town

-march madness

-how do 17th century mercenaries real

-paul joseph watson's tales of family woe

-hegelian dialectic bullshit

-deeply unfunny doctor seuss riff

-i'm being trump censored

We have social media!

Smith: https://twitter.com/MCSerf

Seth: https://twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth

Our cover art is, as always, done by the rare-earth Marcus Barkley, who can only be found by using Howard Hughes' secret CIA submarine to swallow up the manganese nodule where he remains hidden.

We now have as many episodes as there are entries in the Final Fantasy series (numbered entries, you nerds, don't @ me) so I guess you could say we work at least as hard as Hironobu Sakaguchi. Probably harder. Topics discussed this time include:

-coaches are like overzealous parents

-dress codes are bullshit

-the saga of kingdom come: deliverance and the asshole who made it

-shitfarmer rpgs are inherently libertarian

-ideal cheeseburgers

-trump meets with videogame industry people for censorship

-mario's big ol' mushroom shits

-this isn't the science podcast

-palantir and the scourge of tech-savvy "predictive policing"

-the forced depoliticization of american society

-jeff bezos and amazon stealing our tax dollars

-solidarity with the teachers of west virginia

-wildcat strikes own

-college athletes are workers

-unionizing the tech industry

We have a social media presence!

Smith is on Twitter under the name https://twitter.com/mcserf?lang=en

Seth is also on Twitter as https://twitter.com/Life_Of_Seth?lang=en

Our art as always is done by Marcus Barkley, who can be contacted by speaking his name into a conch shell and leaving it under your bed for three straight nights.

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