In this episode we jump the shark with a discussion of the movie Alien: Covenant and then jump another shark by talking about esports. Trust us, its a good time. Other topics discussed include:
-seth brutally owns smith
-hawaii end of the world
-work dominates every aspect of our lives
-entry-level position: requires 3-5 years of experience
-you should not have to pay to stay alive
-we treat the poor like we treat animals
-the soylent man is a reptoid
-they live has the best fight scene of all time
-smith has an unhinged rant about the racial dynamics of alien: covenant
-trump extends waivers for the deutsch bank (we get this one wrong at first, but we figure it out)
-we shouldn't allow money to decide our elections
-oprah 2020 (she would win and it would be terrible)
-all our options are safety options and we need to have better
-obamacare is a half measure
-seth gives us the lowdown on the league of legends player's guild
-keith olbermann yells at cloud
-does esports provide a viable career path for young people?
-wal-mart pisses on our heads and tell us its raining
-asshole ceo complains about his employee using food stamps
-sanitation workers are modern heroes and nobody's taking our shitty jobs
-capital doesn't give a shit about you, only their bottom line
-big money cryptocurrency
-anarcho-capitalist rap metal band
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Smith is on Twitter at @MCSerf
Seth is on Twitter at @Life_of_Seth
Marcus remains beyond contact by means of normal humans, only answering the psychic dreams of the crystal children.