-maidenless

-ben's dark souls experience

-confessor ben

-playtime counts

-marcus is obsessed

-magic mechanics

-co-op

-the incredibly intricate open world

-surprise bears

-the mimic tear is better at the game than me

-good ashes of war

-jumping has changed the game

-messages that lie and the many nonexistent illusory walls

-bloodstains have been fixed

-rolling goats

-george r. r. fartin

-the game is extremely big and long

-our hardest fights

-current loadouts

-general game advice and good weapons

-talking about questlines

-ranni's biology

-weird npcs

-ben transcends

-early bosses to learn on

-ben is enjoying it

-breaking a peripheral over a videogame

-seth puts this in his top 5

-smith has some issues with asset reuse

-marcus loves elden ring more than his anime waifus

-ben's thoughts on the new five nights at freddies

You can find all of Seth's stuff at indistinct-chatter.io/

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-elden ring

-the george r r martin influences

-it is every fromsoft game fused together

-the most accessible souls game but it's still hard

-starting classes

-seth fought the tree sentinel right at the start

-rats and dogs are not a joke

-the design of this game is just perfect

-you get get sidetracked so easily

-the horse is an amazing addition

-marcus explores hell

-getting humbled

-marcus and seth love powerstancing, smith is a shield-boy

-underground spaces and big boys in hell

-smith pro-tips

-game of the year?

-breath of the wild 2 could be 2022?

-some criticisms of breath of the wild

-new pokemon games

-seth caught between two crabs

-our million dollar augmented reality idea

-the steam deck is not a portable system

-valve's track record with hardware products

-the dark souls boss curse

-enemy gripes

-marcus is a genius when smith is drunk

-extra bosses

-ashes of war are a really fun addition

-uchigatana supremacy

-this game brings back the feeling of mystery that was missing for so long in most games

-big brain manuevers

-losing souls because of hubris

-dragons and teleport traps

-smith judges the game

-seth's mask anecdote

You can find all of Seth's stuff at indistinct-chatter.io/

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-super bowl chat

-50 cent's relevancy

-canadian trucker protests

-russia is not going to invade ukraine

-america can't look in the mirror

-the descent of dave chappelle

-getting rich makes you evil

-smith dabs now

-celebrities that don't talk about politics

-seth's joke was stolen

-joe rogan's appeal

-why do we call them indians

-getting away with anything back in the day

-jack the dipper

-marcus' favorite vampire

-why not engineer good movies?

-smith finds the game yiik

-is all press good press?

-eat fresh and refresh your browsing history

-seth bought a house

-recursion

-smith is playing monster hunter rise and lost ark, watching demon slayer, my hero academia and my dress-up darling

-marcus and smith argue the technical details of demon slayer

-marcus is watching the daily life of an immortal king and playing monster hunter rise and lost ark

-smith's criticisms of lost ark

-seth is watching the legend of vox machina

You can find all of Seth's stuff at https://indistinct-chatter.io/

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-marcus explores new kinds of thaumaturgy

-the ukrainian nothing

-wordle gets bought by the nyt

-sony buys bungie

-what will you pay for gamepass?

-seth tells us what software developers think

-why are you drinking water, you're already wet

-marvel's anti-vaxx stars

-tempting fate for no reason

-death is cumming and so am i

-wow is going cross-faction

-nostalgia for old and bad videogame mechanics

-vampire survivors

-neil young and joni mitchell team up against joe rogan

-jordan peterson is an idiot

-gepetto is not a real name

-rome wasn't real?

-road chat

-south carolina exists just to sell fireworks

-restaurants are dead

-just rambling

-why not use real video games for your movies and tv shows?

-smith and marcus are playing monster hunter rise. smith read "rhythm of war"

-marcus is playing monster hunter rise and getting into incense

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-no more horny m&ms

-brands on social media

-the death of meat loaf

-what is diplomatic immunity?

-eric red's suspicious vehicular homicide

-the funniest ending of fight club

-the weighted blanked experience

-microsoft bought activision-blizzard

-videogame unions struggle to be born at raven interactive's qa department

-nick fuentes, proud incel

-even we don't care about ukraine

-av club asks workers to relocate for no reason

-seth is still reading brandon sanderson, also watching seinfeld, euphoria and the righteous gemstones

-smith is also reading brandon sanderson, playing slay the spire and monster hunter rise

-marcus is also playing monster hunter rise and watching demon slayer and attack on titan

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

i almost called this one "korean biotruths" but decided not to

-it has been snowing

-black ice is racist

-aquasalina

-politics roundup

-the royal family is hanging andrew out to dry

-marcus has done research on korean biology

-joss whedon digs the hole deeper

-gal gadot can't speak english

-cancel culture isn't real

-our dream show writing jobs

-marcus writes the kraven the hunter movie

-marcus' big trip to japan

-anti-wife media

-china's genshin impact edits just make them hotter

-genshin foreskins

-kamala harris can't talk

-bussy chat

-fingers, fists and feet

-crypto bros buy jodorowsky's dune storyboards, and think that means they own dune

-smith read "oathbringer" and playing "the last stand: aftermath"

-seth is playing roguelikes, big surprise

-marcus is playing "monster hunter rise"

-charge blade mechanics explained

-the sunk cost fallacy for "attack on titan"

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-this is not a starbucks

-joe biden made the gas prices

-trump 2024

-vtuber trump

-the florida death pit

-obama is a movie poser

-rip robert durst and bob saget

-betty white's final joke

-the suicide button

-gritty fresh prince

-transformers chat

-wal-mart's shitty metaverse

-musicals

-omicron continues to kick america's ass

-anal bleeding

-image comics union

-cops get fired over playing pokemon go

-crypto is a cult

-celibatecoin

-minotaurs or mazes?

-marcus is playing death's door

-smith rewatched django unchained

-seth watched the wheel of time show

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-omicron continues to kick america's ass

-is america even the most powerful country anymore?

-don't look up and discomfort with the end of the world

-matrix resurrections is good

-china doesn't actually publicly shame antimaskers

-pepsiman jerks you off

-labia menorah

-where is the queen

-the average irish person eats 28 pounds of potatos a day

-mtg gets banned from twitter

-i can fix her

-kamala harris cannot talk to people

-ghislane maxwell goes down

-what is george clooney?

-just a bunch of talk about brad pitt

-marcus wants real lightsaber combat in vr

-smith is playing the last stand aftermath, the last spell and age of darkness final stand

-seth didn't like the ending of licorice pizza

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

we're turning kevin feige into kevin rigatoni

-smith makes a last duel reference

-disrepecting the mighty mighty bosstones

-elon musk is the person of the year

-marc benioff is a spacex investor

-the state of our living situations

-squid game irl AGAIN

-landlords might have to sell their properties??

-george floyd nfts

-trump did more for the average american than biden

-trump will win in 2024

-biden has delivered on no campaign promises

-climate change is creating tornados and amazon is murdering workers

-what would it take to make you want to work?

-marcus updates us on keanu reeves' vr thoughts

-r kelly, the pied piper of r&b

-ghislane maxwell, the original redditor

-creepy carl and the activision-blizzard breast milk situation

-smith doesn't believe jussie smollett is guilty

-cowboy bebop is canceled

-seth is playing the ruined king and slay the spire

-smith is still playing smtv and is going to play every kingdom hearts game. he also watched the last duel

-marcus is trying to play final fantasy 14 but can't because of the queue and is instead playing vr games like job simulator

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown