-seth is surging with antibodies

-omicron targets weebs

-neil degrasse tyson is cringe

-mass murdering pine marten

-surrendering to covid

-shaq dismisses enes kanter freedom

-coronavirus is resurrecting people in china, per the economist

-seo has destroyed our ability to learn skills from the internet

-they had us in the first 3 quarters

-madison cawthorne is the oldest, corniest person in congress

-why aren't masturbation and vasectomies illegal?

-the west can only cope and seethe about china

-smith's thesis on covid denialism

-healthcare worker porn

-nurse funko pops

-smith is playing smt5 and rewatching succession

-marcus is playing ff14 and going to a concert to catch covid

-seth is playing the ruined king and watching the oc

-slay the spire ascension race

-tesla uses seo to crush the whistleblower story revealing that their solar panels are shit

-smith got a covid booster

-how vaccines used to be done

-the omicron variant

-paul gosar, the anime congressman

-people who like anime are not normal

-dave chappelle is on a long, slow meltdown

-do people just get worse as they get older?

-tom morello has nft brainworms

-the 2chains nft cartoon

-shark girl coin gets destroyed

-mr beast and the actual squid game

-will nfts still be around in a year

-how do magnets work?

-enes kanter freedom is a shill for america

-metta world peace

-what does your escapism say about you?

-nazis on goodreads

-are we in the metaverse already?

-seth recommends inscryption and daytrippers

-marcus is enjoying ff14

-smith liked arcane and is enjoying smtv

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-lotta kingsman chat

-bobby kotick is insane

-seth gets vindicated

-what will be the next big videogame craze?

-dunescape

-anti-rhythm games, finally a genre for white people

-elon musk wants to be funny on twitter but isn't

-the kyle rittenhouse trial

-extremely fungible tokens

-china is the world's only superpower

-america will take all kinds of abuse

-smith is optimistic about the future

-marcus is in the metaverse

-seth thinks lost is goated

-smith is talking to demons in smtv

-funny games pisses off marcus

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-even more dune

-kevin j anderson tragically killed by bear

-not every movie needs to be funny

-the inception soundtrack is good

-nfts: what the fuck is happening

-tulip bulb crisis 2.0

-mario kart nft game

-reddit transitions to blockchain

-lurk moar

-signs of societal collapse

-smith is now affected by the supply chain collapse

-chernobyl's missed message

-titane is good, check it out

-foreign film is experiencing a rise in america

-the broccoli family owns james bond

-veep is the most accurate political show of all time

-aaron sorkin is a hack

-seth watched the french dispatch, the eternals and the harder they fall

-smith is still playing modded minecraft

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-marcus, hero or villain of arrakis?

-elijah wood makes a very poor decision

-would you rather be stabbed by the joker or yoshikage akira?

-elon musk

-our billionaires suck

-the metaverse is not happening

-the whole world is one big stupid grift

-the hell dorm

-ai hotel

-let's go brandon

-climate change and half-life 2

-seth rants about the halloween movies

-smith talks about foundation

-marcus is playing resident evil 4 in vr

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

We review Dune (2021)

Seth's review of Dune: https://indistinct-chatter.io/dune-review/

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-colin powell dead

-fuck joe manchin

-boars do attack the asshole

-microplastics superpowers

-elon musk in genshin impact

-clive barker gets hellraiser back

-why does the movie theater play an ad for the movie theater?

-when is the queen gonna die?

-movies just are not being advanced because of disney and blockbusters

-objective reality is under attack

-billionaires going to space is a failure, not a success

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-the fact that nothing matters doesn't matter

-demon priest turbo

-nfts

-take the money and run

-whatever happened to old-fashioned art crime?

-star citizen

-marcus the pretender

-the professional trickster

-a clutch of mimes

-mark robinson, the world's roundest politician

-the dumbest videogame ad ever isn't even about a videogame

-soft drinks love the cops, hard drinks want to blow up a pipeline

-rod dreher and the primitive root wiener

-seth's hot tips for pedophiles

-cavemen horny for boobs?

-is the asshole the weakest part of your body?

-batman's backup decoy asshole

-the cloaca is op

-seth is watching halloween movies

-smith is playing modded minecraft

-marcus reads the list of slurs

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-illennials behind the scenes

-chefcast

-grimes' plan for ubi supported by gaming through crypto

-more china watchers getting mad over nothing

-how a world of warcraft nerf led to the creation of an environment-destroying cryptocurrency

-facebook and the internet of shit

-doorcoin is the future

-people want the ready player one hellscape

-making a quick buck before the end of the world

-iatse strike

-there is enough entertainment

-marcus commits financial crimes during the purge

-seth has watched "blackhat" two times

-implant a chip in all congresspersons

-the gentrified gloryhole

-objective reality no longer exists in late capitalism

-ninjas attack the us military

-did the teenage mutant ninja turtles do a cultural appropriation?

-noah's ark logistics

-midnight mass is good

-smith gets salty while playing subnautica

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-elon musk chat

-teslas are piece of shit cars that kill people

-crush car culture

-marcus does not want to travel into the past

-could you be god with a machine gun in medievel times

-china continues to fight the scourge of videogames

-american civil war over coca-cola

-china attempts to fight idol culture, western media reports on it in the wrong way

-fighter pilots do not matter

-joe rogan gets covid and credits ivermectin and not monoclonal antibody therapy

-the biggest podcasts

-serial is still happening?

-going on twitter to get your opinion on things

-marcus discovers the herman cain awards

-idris elba was born to play knuckles

-apple and epic both lose

-have we hit peak battle royale games?

-battle royales are just roguelikes

-video game chat

-jake from state farm

-dune nfts

-half of americans cannot afford a one-bedroom apartment

-ebooks are editing what we read

-stephen king should just steal his next book from a manga

-marcus is playing fights in tight spaces

-smith recommends malignant

-seth is reading oathbringer

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown