-the twitch ear licking asmr meta discourse

-it is legal to give marcus a boner

-dangerous google searches

-tiktok text to speech weirdness

-marjorie taylor-greene continues her journey of education

-italy has satellites?

-joe biden killed his dog

-supreme court says child slavery is okay

-seth was a generational talent in college

-the race to win the fight for saving the world, brought to you by joe biden

-madison cawthorn acknowledges that america lost vietnam

-zack weiner: sub legend

-snyder says heroes do go down

-covid is over because they say its over

-marcus gets random knives in the mail

-can we send james corden back to england?

-marcus is playing loop hero and watching rick and morty

-seth keeps on coming back to the witcher 3

-smith says stop making soulslikes

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-we need a wolfman

-heroes don't eat pussy

-no anime before 25

-devilman crybaby: smith recommends it

-jojo's bizarre adventure shows kid penis

-huge penis problems

-eric clapton is a piece of shit

-smith says some slurs (in character)

-seth previews the nft videogame

-e3 thoughts

-bethesda's transformation into a microsoft exclusive studio

-you don't have to be a marxist to see that nfts are bullshit

-cryptocurrency and right-wing policies are destroying the texas power grid

-god made chinese people too

-marjorie taylor greene's trip to the holocaust museum

-rainbow capitalism and the woke pinkertons

-corporations are not your friend

-indiana jones is a bad guy

-battlefield 2042 will feature no politics

-smith writes the apolitical sci-fi novel

-ratchet and clank: rift apart was apparently made with no crunch

-stop making photorealistic graphics in games

-defend billionaires is a thing now

-jeff bezos claimed a $4000 child tax credit

-billionaires paid almost no taxes, irs investigates who leaked this information

-blackrock and other investment firms are attempting to buy up as many houses as possible and make americans into permanent renters

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-tom mcdonald, bad conservative rapper

-only mike tyson is allowed to have a face tattoo

-face tattoo generation is getting old

-the long-term effects of bad stuff on our bodies

-jeff bezos takes his brother to space

-grimes' incoherent politics

-kanye west and eric clapton

-supreme court and biden deal huge blow to immigrants

-the forever purge

-palworld: war crimes with pokemon

-elon musk does another cryptocurrency pump and dump

-saluting soulja boy for breaking jonathan blow

-politicians who are full of shit

-the best new york movie

-marcus explains the chicago bean war

-best boy and the grip

-seth watched the new conjuring movie

-marcus is playing knockout city

-smith is still playing shin megami tensei 3 nocturne hd remaster, watching jojo's bizarre adventure and recommends the new season of love, death and robots

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-weather chat

-twitch and the "hot tub meta" controversy

-if you remember cigarette ads, you're old

-blood loss erases the knowledge of boobs from the mind

-israel has come to a ceasefire with palestine, biden gets the congratulations

-epstein guards lied, go on the record

-kevin spacey is back

-jim cavziel is a qultist

-donald trump: pedo pedo-hunter

-gacha game rolls are worth more than any cryptocurrency ever will be

-elon musk pumps and dumps bitcoin

-kentaro miura, creator of berserk, dies at 54

-working conditions in the manga industry are deplorable

-there's too much content

-capitalism will always fuck over art

-mappa's terrible working conditions

-army of the dead is a bad movie

-seth is still going hard on returnal

-marcus is playing knockout city

-smith is all in on shin megami tensei 3 nocturne hd remaster

Samurai Shamu: https://i.imgur.com/V7nyZxk.jpg

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-crying at the movies and "your name"

-marcus' surprise sad movie

-spiral: from the book of saw, why is it so compelling?

-israel's continued attempts to genocide the palestinian people

-smith gives a quick rundown of the history of israel and palestine

-israelis really hate palestinians

-andrew yang weighs in

-smith's encounter with an idf soldier

-the ign and palestine situation

-israel blows up the gaza building where the associated press and al-jazeera are headquartered

-biden supports israel just like trump and every other president

-bibi is always under investigation for corruption somehow

-israelis are super racist

-bill gates is a sex creep

-japanese nerds vote that no anime should get a hollywood adaptation

-marcus and smith decide what animes should get live-action adaptations

-blackface

-epsteed

-working conditions in anime studios

-what are the actual names of countries

-seth is going to watch mob psycho 100

-the difficulty of watching anime online

-seth talks about returnal

-marcus has been experiencing more VR games

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-marcus' solo episode

-israel begins their genocide of the palestinians

-why is gal gadot allowed?

-why martin lawrence is banned from snl

-we always return to elon musk

-dogecoin

-princess peach is not italian

-cryptocurrency is actually a commodity

-finally we say something stupid on the podcast

-smith can't remember basic magic card facts

-bitcoin is worthless and harmful to the environment

-we are music boomers

-returnal is good roguelike shit

-resident evil 8 features the dumbest man alive

-forgetting that joe biden is president

-time to force people back to work

-libertarians think that raising the minimum wage will lead to more automation

-if the cost of reproducing the worker becomes too high, the system falls apart

-smartphones are a necessity of life

-entertainment is not a frivolity

-venom is threatening you to come back to the theater

-minimum wage is not enough

-housing issues in america

-men who don't wash their asses

-big homo

-marcus plays phasmophobia in vr

-invincible's ending

-seth watches some anime

-smith reviews zombieland saga

-your name is very much worth watching

-movies vs tv shows

-army of the dead is 2 1/2 hours long

Check out Seth's new video on difficult video games:

youtu.be/f-N-RcucHzA?list=PLA…roiZ-EIGw4BdFY7WkVUr

Watch a grown man describe how bad he is at shitting

https://youtu.be/gexjlM-jjEc

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-bicycle vs tricycle

-honky impact

-how are there not skins in genshin impact?

-getting kids hooked on gambling

-lootboxes and abusive monetization

-re-releases are cash grabs

-morrowind was the goat

-guy mad about sus reveals they are a nazi

-socrates

-why do books need endings?

-seth reviews mortal kombat

-everything has to be a cinematic universe now

-another cgi blood rant

-shoutout to paul w. s. anderson, greatest director of all time

-derek chauvin goes down

-nancy pelosi sucks

-andrew brown jr's murder by the police

-america's history of accepting police brutality

-real change or sacrificial lamb?

-falcon and the winter soldier is intensely disrespectful towards black history and america's sordid past

-smith liked iron-blooded orphans and ted lasso. 70 hours in stellaris

-seth is going to 100% hollow knight

-marcus is finally playing hades again and checking out some vr games. disco elysium

Check out Seth's new video on difficult video games:

youtu.be/f-N-RcucHzA?list=PLA…roiZ-EIGw4BdFY7WkVUr

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-andrew sullivan's key to getting more twitter followers

-some offense to joe rogan

-matters of the heart

-will we ever actually leave afghanistan and iraq?

-we have let aaron sorkin get away with too much for too long

-biden's refugee camp

-if you hate sweatshops you're a sexist

-you cannot boycott your way into change

-people freak out over star trek discussing communism

-why critique is good

-the murder of adam toledo

-the cops will never be reformed

-big woman

-resident evil games

-marcus reports on vr games

-racist gundam

-chris delia's implosion

Check out Seth's new video on difficult video games:

https://youtu.be/f-N-RcucHzA?list=PLAc9n5Hy-xOZXroiZ-EIGw4BdFY7WkVUr

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-smith's style of humor

-lenin was the second best beatle

-marcus gives his thoughts on godzilla vs kong

-jordan peterson is the red skull

-bucky and the bird chat

-seth teases his anthony mackie impression

-invincible chat

-our "animate these comics" wishlist

-ssss.gridman

-why the death note live action movie is the superior production

-smith is watching kaguya-sama love is war

-shin megami tensei is about collecting non-traditional waifus

-marcus is getting deep into gnosticism

-the death of prince phillip

-the pedophile matt gaetz

-reverse the age of consent and the legal drinking age

-weed is not a gateway drug

-capitalism is at the root of how we treat addiction

-amazon wins

-the vaccine doesn't mean covid is over

-the reveal of samurai shamu

-smith is playing outriders

-lord seth

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown

-will they convict derek chauvin?

-comparing black lives matter to arbys

-reach for a cop's gun

-france's war on muslims

-keith starmer and the labour party's rightwards turn

-how does boris johnson fuck so much

-elden ring and george rr martin's contribution

-jared leto's weird sex cult

-nfts, remember them?

-art ownership is stupid

-smith's new cat ace likes napoleon

-bucky and the bird's quest for the super juice

-seth recommends the invincible show

-black mirror's varying quality

-godzilla vs kong thoughts

-brian tyree henry is a good actor

-shadow in the cloud: watch this movie

-seth recommends minari and bad trip (and smith does too now)

-smith recommends the lancer campaign book "no room for a wallflower"

-seth is finally tackling sekiro

-the aesthetics of games matters a lot to us

Seth is on Twitter as twitter.com/PartTimePretzel, Letterboxd as letterboxd.com/parttimepretzel/ and Twitch as www.twitch.tv/parttimepretzel

Smith is also on Twitter as twitter.com/MCSerf

Marcus is on Instagram at www.instagram.com/mr.beaches/

You can watch Smith stream video games on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/serfmc

Our theme song is done by Ben Powell. You can listen to his podcast at @southernsmackdown