Scientology update! Ghost update (doors closing on their own)! Stress tests! Mad Max! Poltergeist! Sarah discovers a new genre of horror! Questionable memes! Adult Big Butt Kids! Holy shit you guys, podcasting, how do we do it? No seriously. We have no idea.

In this one, we discuss all things Australian, Sarah's girl crushes, What Women Want, the owl / alien / demon continuum, our apartment ghost, hallucinogenic mold, dumb SF, really badly reviewed movies, and loads of freaky UK snacks!

Computer Malfunctions! Mars! Baraq u Bamah! Clear Windows! Past Lives of IllCon Hosts! Ser Robert Jorts Fights The Jerry Bear! Snack Chat! Jean Commercial Jams! Siqq Booqqs! Wow! That's a lot of content! Wow! This episode is amazing! Wow!

Winter has turned again to spring, which means it's time to sacrifice one hour of your precious time to us while we discuss Beltane, fire festivals, Bohemian Grove, Belizean Grove, Burning Man, Wicker Man, and all the other groves and all the other mans. Please, won't you, please. No, do.

"Clear" some time in your billion-year schedule for this Bridge to Total Freedom Rock! It's a listening party featuring all of your favorite anthems by classic jam masters like L. Ron Hubbard and Edgar Winter! These hits will blow your thetan. Also featured: snacks, Frank Stallone, and booze.

Contained within: (1) Edinburgh Moments, (2) Sarah's Psychic Premonitions, (3) Erik's Private Synchronicity, (4) Chick Chat, (5) Dined Blate With Lodger Rodge, (6) 66, (7) Prophet.

Despite popular outcry, here is a sparkling new episode for you to enjoy! In this one, we discuss weird hotel room art, talk Thetans, do a Siqq Piqqs, and taste some local truffles. All for you. All for you.

Just like Jesus, we have risen again on Easter. Join us as we discover German drinking techno, call the Bart Simpson Scientology hotline, and listen to recordings of REAL ANGELS singing songs of the End Times.

Holy SHIT! Lots going on here, lots to process. In this one, we talk peacocking, give our listeners FAR too much attention by actually reading their emails on the air, get sucked down a reincarnation rabbit hole, give you a surprise Low Light, get into some brutal and dark fairy tales, go "beneath the hoods" of secret societies, and discuss how adult babies signify the Aeon of Horus. Please do join us.

It's an episode... about nothing! And by nothing, I mean 311, Cinderella, Blonde Depp, strange Dutch music man Harry Merry, furries around the globe, best fairytale remakes, and Cool American flavored Doritos.