Zak Bagans' Haunted Guitar / Mr. Ed Backmasking / Burroughs And Page On Magick / Erik's Rock N Roll Drum Tips / Sigil App / Vile Vortices / Weird Al On Ancient Astronauts / The Best Joke / And More!

It's an entire episode of ALIEN SEX CONFESSIONALS. Get answers to the burning alien sex questions you never dared to ask. Danger: HIGHLY erotic content. Consult a professional before use.

Shelby, Will, and I rate cryptids in a very special Valentine's Day episode! Hot Hit or Not Shit? You decide.

Alex and I discuss underwater UFOs, fish gods, the alien origins of agriculture, and more!

Charles and I use the planets to outline the coming Troubles. You won't forget this one, even though you might want to. You've been warned!

What's Darker Than Night / Frozen Time Snake / The Grand Conjunction And Its Astrological Components / Living In 5D / The Seed Of The Golden Age / The Moon Is An Alien Spacecraft / Maiden Goes To Bollywood / Aurora Krystal Matrix Re-Encryption Of Elemental Body / Armageddon Software Of The False Father Negative Alien Religions / Yacht Club Roll Call / Metallica Goes To Punjab

This magical episode contains: Disappearing Monoliths, Siqq Mashups, Shakespearian Jibes, Church Way Paths, Spirit Road Necromancy, Alien Languages, Frodo Rock, Crowleyan Astrology, Age of Discord, Party Rockin the Apocalypse

Charles and I debunk dinosaurs, deal with it.

Featuring such classics as: A Three-Legged Dog in Bangladesh in a Hurricane / God Isn't Master of the Universe / One or Several Unusually Large Wolves / TikTok Horse Mutilation Challenge / Bowie on Crowley / Page on Crowley / Hicks on Waco / Activating the Planetary Chakras

Come along for reincarnation chat and more, with special appearances by The Dalai Lama, Hunter S. Thompson, Gen. George S. Patton, Bob Weir, the Dab Tsog, and the Fear Snake.