I mean the title says it all. Quarantine? Getting longer. Amazon? Needs to chill. My sanity? Existent? You tell me. But, I still got jokes. So laugh with me.

I broke my lawn mower, which sounds stupid, but trust me it's worth listening to the story. People think they've found Bigfoot for the millionth time. The Giraffe song slaps. Another banger of an episode, so I suggest you listen ASAP.

Conspiracy theories that will probably cause you to lose IQ points as you listen. Ridiculous worldwide laws that make me question society. Also, something was brought up between a girl and a dog, and that's all I can say. Just go listen, and you'll see why I didn't type it here.

Joe Exotic. Confused? Then you clearly live under a rock. Alligators? Nightmare fuel. Did I have a crazy dream? You bet I did. Another great episode. Listen away.

Crazy Ambien stories that no asked for? I got 'em. Did France have the largest Smurf meet-up ever, and I just found out about this? Surprisingly, yes. Can we all not leave our homes until April 30th? Yes. Is this another banging episode? Obviously. Now quit reading this, and go listen.

Quarantined celebs are getting on my nerves. I got bored and found some weird stuff on Amazon. Ambien is suppose to help you sleep, but it also can make you do some weird things while you sleep. Curious? I got the stories. Just click play.

Corona needs to chill, but don't worry we got you covered on what to do about it. Amazon is wildin'. My sister is back, which means family friendly. Well, sort of family friendly. Actually, it's not family friendly at all. The only thing family about the episode is that we're related. Take a listen, folks.

Corona is acting, out of pocket. Scumbags at the supermarket, are acting out of pocket. I had a dream, and let's just say it kind of came true in real life. Anyways, it's just me today so go on and enjoy me talking to myself for an hour. It's not weird though, because I was talking in a mic.

Common sense. Need some? I got you. Australia has some interesting laws. Girl Scouts have really stepped their sales game up. Take a listen. You will not be disappointed.

Canada. No disrespect, but ya'll weird. Someone tell me when we thought it was a good idea to make an animal with the thought process of a human? Oh, never? Ya, let's keep it that way scientists. You know who you are. Sword fights? Only way to end arguments in 2020. Killer episode. Click play... *Disclaimer- I am not promoting sword fighting in any way. Please do not stab somebody. That's not good. The title is a joke. Do not take it literally. Okay, cool. Now quit reading this, and go listen.*