Two of the greatest things ever created: LEGO's and Jeopardy. We're mixing both of them. You're welcome.

School is a lovely time during your childhood...unless you happen to get locked into a locker three separate times by three different people. Cam can relate to this.

Title says it all.

We're doing it. New states, new laws, new regulations when it comes to dueling against your fellow man, etc. We can't think of anyone worse to be in charge of changing our country as we know it.

It's 2025 and change is in the air. Cam is engaged and is starting his new job in a couple weeks and Eli is hoping to lose 50 pounds (it's mainly water weight). But don't worry, despite all of these changes, we are the same insubordinate and churlish individuals you have come to tolerate.

2025...will be ours. In the short term, OSU has gotta win a football game against Oregon. In the long term, Luke has to get into college and Eli has to lose weight. Easy? No. Likely? No. Accomplishable? Maybe.

Merry Christmas!!! This time of year is a perfect time for being with loved ones, eating some delicious food, stalking people on Instagram with burner accounts, exchanging presents, singing lots of -- wait what?

Cam saw the Wicked movie (he has never felt more powerful or held more space in his life) and Eli has started eating salads (his body is oozing with testosterone). In short, both of these guys are the epitome of masculinity.

Football has broken our hearts. OSU lost, the Bengals and Browns are both bad, and fantasy football went as disastrous as you'd think. Aside from that, the boys discuss whether or not wearing a team jersey in a social setting (outside of sporting events) is acceptable.

It's officially time to start celebrating Christmas -- the happiest time of the year. But after a stressful week of work, the holidays, and a certain football team losing a certain rivalry game to an unranked opponent, our spirits are kinda down.