I'm Telling Mom

Hey there Okee Dokie Babies, 
Sincerely, thank you so much for sticking with us this far. You've really made the journey super fun for us, and we've loved getting to know so many of you. 

Here's our unscripted, raw discussion that we wanted you to be apart of. 

We definitely aren't saying "goodbye"... are we? 

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"Life is our greatest teacher." -Probably some smart person long ago 
In this episode, the three boys bounce down memory lane and share small nuggets of truth we've found along the way. 
Game titles include: Imponderables, Church or Weed Shop, and Don't F*&#%@ Lie To Me! 

Enjoy, friends! 

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Welcome back you hob-knobblers and slick-sloopers. 
SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR A CHERRY CREAM PIE AND LETS JUST JUMP RIGHT INTO IT! 
In this episode, the boys scrounge around the darkest parts of the interwebs to uncover the worst creatures on the planet... influencers. Scoot your caboose down games like, "No Clue News", "Influencers Under the Influence", and "Influencer Marketing Fails"! 

Supermodels, MathsGoFlyByeBoi, and dumb brands... its all here. 
Big shouts to our SURPRISE GUEST INFLUENCER! 

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Some criminals are smart. Some aren't. We typically find the latter MUCH more interesting! 
Join us this week as we slip into something a little more comfortable, pour a nice glass of raspberry soda pop, and look out the backyard window and think, "I could've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids." 

Mason hosts this jamboree as we chat about: actual crimes the boys have committed, Florida Man, and Crime Time. 

Special thanks to this weeks sponsor: Bob. 

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Our legal team here at ITM Studios told us that we have to clarify that murder, in fact, is not okay... (homicide sometimes is though).  

Take a gander in this weeks' episode as the brothers talk through the logistics of 'Kill Or Be Killed' scenarios such as: the ethical Trolley Problem, Murderous Headlines, and the Tribal War of 2021 where Mason and Landen actually fight TO THE DEATH. 

Curious? Hit that play button... or else... we may have to take matters into our very capable, vigilante hands. 

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You know what our highly-diverse and politically-correct society needs right now? 
The opinions of three privileged white men. 

So, here we are. Delivering the goods. 

In all honesty, this is a pretty stellar episode, where we talk about some serious topics that SHOULD be openly talked about - and we do it while still laughing and having fun. 

Strap in, young soldier. You're about to learn a thing or two. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT! 

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Mason-Money spends like any other world currency, so it makes sense why Clase spends so long in this episode tearing down Landen's psyche to understand if he's lying about owning one or not. 
Know what else no family has ever fought over? Monopoly. 
Except in this edition, Mason takes out all the properties and replaces them with dead people. Clase and Landen are then left to maneuver around the board, guessing how these famous dead people died. Yep. Park Place is now Edgar Allen Poe, and Illinois Avenue is now Elvis Presley... 
*In distasteful sing-song voice* How did they die (bum bum bum) HOW DID THEY DIE?! 

That's what we're here to uncover for you. You're welcome. 

Special thank you to our sponsor: Maid: Shadow Legends, use the special, one-of-a-kind promo code to unlock: 46 mythical creatures, 894,000 Squiggle coins, 400 Floo points, and +23 speed boost to your blow pipe meter. Seriously. 

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What if I told you that the boys had never seen the movie, Titanic until this week? What if I told you that we loved it so much we had to experience it first-hand? 
Hypothetically, what if Clase had Mason and Landen drop "los trousers" and dunk their skunks? Who would last longest? .... HYPOTHETICALLY, of course... 
What if... hypothetically... Clase put on his birthday suit and forced Mason and Landen to draw him like one of Jack's french girls...? 

And... hypothetically... the games could be called "Nautical Nonsense", "Frozen Nuts", and "Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls"... 
What a... haha... what an episode that'd make, huh? 

I'll just say this and then let you make an adult decision to partake or not... 
The video version on YouTube is everything you'd want it to be. 

Welcome to movie club. An episode inspired by a movie we've never seen. 
Titanic. Brrr. 

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Carrot flutes? Carrot sculptures? Carrot go mouth? 

If Do-It-Yourself projects are your thing, click away now, because absolutely... we will leave you dissatisfied and spiraling down a disheveled avenue as you stroke your massive chin and ask... why? 
Ask no further. We don't know either. 
Welcome to DIWHY - asking the right questions, doing the wrong things. 

HUGE thank you to this weeks sponsor, JOSEPH ROBINETTE BIDEN JR. 
Yes, his real middle name is Robinette. Look it up. 

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Okee dokee, babies... in this installment of "Niché Communities", Mason sits down with a self-proclaimed ex-Brony to understand the community and the psychology therein. 
What's your opinion on men who enjoy and identify with the 'My Little Pony' TV show? Wherever you land, we hope this open conversation gives you a new perspective and appreciation for a group of people that may not act and think like you. 

Check out our Youtube channel to WATCH the full interview, at I'm Telling Mom Podcast! 

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