Boys and girls... gemini's and leo's... adult carnies and also children carnies... 
(that's right, we are all about inclusivity here on ITM)
Step right up to be the first to ever invest in your own ear holes! Did Mason legally change his name? Does Clase reveal something Mom never wanted to know? Will Landen take on his wifes last name? 

'The One Before 50' is chalk-full of crispy audio to tickle your inner (and outer) follicles: Truth or Dare, Down in the Deets, and Were You Paying Attention?

I'll leave you with this thought... Luxury Cucumbers (wearing hats) is a legitimate startup. Yeah.... we know..... HOW COOL.

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Oh hey there... You didn't... you didn't catch me goofin' didja? Goofin' n' sloopin'? Whoops. Friggin goof sloops. 

Fire up the bass cannon, no ammo needed with artillery like this... Mystery Quiz, Things You Didn't Know About Disney, and Trump Says "Wrong". 

So, we can all agree that 5 grains equals a pile, right?

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Clapping sloths, laugh tracks, shower thoughts, and karaoke. 

Gear up for the never-seen before games like: Cereal Slogans, Shower Thoughts, and tHiS iS MoRE cONvErSaTiONaL! 

Also... what cream cheese do you buy?!

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WOW... What an episode... (seriously) 
Are you ready for the deepest chat on self-awareness you'll hear this week? Can you pronounce Elon Musk's childs name (X Æ A-12)? Are you apart of the 10% of all people who believe that "HTML" is a sexual disease? And the BIG question of the day... "What that orb do?" (Clase - do dodo do do do) 

This week, we are rolling in good conversation, fun-hitting discoveries, and the same "over-the-top" reactions that are, at this point, par for the course. Games dialed at you include: "So Like... In Other News", "This or This", "10 Bizarre Survey Finds", and "Facebook Rewind". 

Also Shia LaBeouf.

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Tooths brushings, routined hygiene, bad news (with also the bestest news), birds flippings, GIFs, and, of course, the standard audio parabolic frequencies that bless your perfectly symmetrical (and definitely not too big, like sometimes Aunt Rita suggests) ears. 

With games like: "Although...", "Finish That Headline", "GIF Me Points", and the very brand new segment, "Facebook Rewind", you won't need much more entertainment for one day. 

Thank you to our wonderful (actual and very real) sister, Briel, for unknowingly allowing us to jump head-first, way deep down, tunneling through debris, into your Facebook history. Love you! 

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Tired of being in quarantine? Us too. That's why we built this audio program that, if played while sleeping, allows you to lucid dream and actually go outside and have fun. 

It's this. It's this podcast. Just play it on repeat and your mood just... it just... (*angel's singing in harmony*) 

So, while you're asleep, we are going to be chatting about lickable wall paper, professional mattress jumpers, corn nuts, and SIMS translations. Otherwise known as: Sabotage, Non-Existing Existers, and Sims-lish! 

Special appearance by long-time listener Nevin (#BossBabe) Markitan! 

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Real sponsors, fan collaboration, high-quality audio... I mean, if we just replaced the hosts, it'd almost be like this was a REAL show! 

What do you think the moon smells like? With ZERO incentive, how committed could you be pretending to be an ant? Is it whitey-tighties or tighty-whities? 
Welcome to the chaos-centraled zone that is I'M TELLING MOM! Expected to hear some stellar games like: This or That?, Well... Smell!, and Disney Soundtrack 

Massive thank you to our actual sponsor, Core4x4.com - please use promo code "imtellingmom" for up to 5% off your purchase! 

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Bate-Hoven. Mowses. Brokin Leg. 

You, my dear dear friend, are in for a treat... with segments like these, who needs anemones! Featuring... Would You Rather, Music: Real or Fake, and Landen's Tinder. 

Special guest appearance from... Ham. 

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It finally happened. The scale we didn't ask for, but the scale we needed. "The Puntability Scale", rating all ordinary objects on a precision scale of their ability to be punted. You're welcome. 

Rollin' through this week, the brand-new, froggy-fresh, super-duper-9000 games like: Lizards Dooms Day, Guess That Sound, Bible or Movie Scene, and Facebook Rewind! 

We're also learning more and more about each brother... like, "End-of-the-World" personal mottos... 
Clase = If you cant beat em, join em. 
Mason = If you cant beat em, end it. 
Landen = Befriend Mark Zucc 

Special 'Thank You' to Lindsey O. for allowing us to cruise through her Facebook this week! 

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HEY! What a wonderful kind of day... where we can learn to work and play... and get along with each other... 

This week on ITM: "What? It's For a Good Cause!", "AI Dungeon", and "FindingMyRepublicanGoddess.com" 

Special thanks to Reverend William for sponsoring this episode - we wish you a lifetime of happiness and fulfillment!

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