Deep in the South Pole, a crack team of expert thieves, con artists, and muscle are recruited by a mysterious organizer. Their goal? To rob the most impenetrable safehouse known to man, the last bastion of tyranny in the known world, the seedy, capitalistic claw that grips the soft underbelly of the proletariat: The North Pole.

Enjoy this standalone adventure from Imagine Dungeons, an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast. Our DM is Gage Kell, Howard is played by Carter Willis, Guy is played by Jordan Wonders, Toyotathon is played by Vince Kelly, Rudy is played by Mariah Kelly, and Reginald is played by Justin Dozier.

Music by Monument Studios, Fesilyan Studios, and Ovani Sound.

SEASON ONE FINALE

Oh, dear listener. What else is there to say? We finally come to the point of no return, the Magnum of this Opus, the precipice of intrigue and danger. And waiting for us at the end of it all is the one thing we have all tried so desperately to avoid: Consequences.

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios and Ovani Sound.

Hey folks! Here's a quick update from us about our release date for the season one finale! The next regular episode of Imagine Dungeons will release next Wednesday, December 18.

Check out the original music from this season!

Imagine Dungeons (Original Soundtrack) — Vol. 01

https://justindozier.bandcamp.com/album/imagine-dungeons-original-soundtrack-vol-01

Imagine Dungeons (Original Soundtrack) — Vol. 02

https://justindozier.bandcamp.com/album/imagine-dungeons-original-soundtrack-vol-02

Imagine Dungeons (Original Soundtrack) — Vol. 03

https://justindozier.bandcamp.com/album/imagine-dungeons-original-soundtrack-vol-03

If you’re going to hit Lord Bartholomew, you’d better be certain to do it right. You’re going to need a crew full of psychopaths, just as crazy as you are. You’ll definitely need at least one highly-persuasive chef, a nightmare-stricken nerd with a little metal buddy, the largest folk musician on this side of the Talenta Plains, minimum one exhausted salesman with the power of a dragon in his veins, and the sneakiest lil fella anyone has ever seen. If you can manage to pull together a crew like that… it’ll still be pretty difficult. But I bet they’ll make it more complicated and interesting than anyone else would!

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios and Ovani Sound.

Also in this episode, Clair De Lune

After you fight an ancient elemental demon capable of total destruction, there are a few things you simply must do. First, you have to engage in a productive chat with any nearby minions in order to smooth over the rising tension. That’s gonna be uncomfortable, but really it’s the polite thing to do. Then, you absolutely must get the lay of the land. Really explore the space, see what the vibes are like now that conflict has been resolved. And third, you gotta head on out, hit the old dusty trail, and get yourselves back to mission HQ (which is a zoo?). Then, and only then, can you say the most beautiful 4 words that have ever been spoken: We’re doing a heist.

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios and Ovani Sound.

This episode also features:

"Sweet Georgia Brown" by Latché Swing, Free Music Archive, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 FR

https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Latch_Swing/demo_2008/Sweet_Georgia_Brown/

You ever tried to cut a deal with an ancient and powerful fire elemental? Turns out, they’re not very business savvy. In this episode, we attempt to gather enough horsepower to gas up an entire airship, we flail blindly while searching for any potential motivation for a flaming demon to make a deal, and we learn just how important and helpful it can be when your most flexible party member attempts to Lip Sync For Their Life. Join us as we stumble blindly straight into yet ANOTHER life or death scenario… it’s probably fine.

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios.

This episode also features:

"Hungaria" by Latché Swing, Free Music Archive, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 FR

https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Latch_Swing/demo_2008/Hungaria/

Bask in the glory of conquest! Revel in victory! Ding dong, the Groka is dead! Gather the spoils of war, ride through the night in wonderful jubilee, and save your cursed brother-in-law! Wait, what? Oh yeah, there are, like, problems we still have to deal with. Turns out we may have kicked off an eensy weensy little vampire civil war? In this episode, we try to solve some long-running mysteries, we meet the arbiter of so many of our woes, and we figure out the next steps for our band of adventurers. You know, one of these days we’ll actually have time to celebrate a win. Not today, but hopefully someday.

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios.

What the Groka did you just Groking say about me, you little Boogeyman? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Adventurer’s Guild, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Dragon Skeletons, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top bowman in the entire Guild. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the Groka out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Eberron, mark my Groking words. You think you can get away with saying that Groke to me over the Ethereal Plane? Think again, Groka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Eberron and your presence is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, vampire. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're Groking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of all 4 of my friends and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little Groke. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" planeswalking was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your Groking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you DM-damn idiot. I will Groke fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're Groking dead, Groka.

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios and Ovani Sound.



Somebody call Earth, Wind, and Fire because we’re gonna groove tonight! When an ancient zoo curator offers to let you ride her giant frog into the swamplands in order to make it deep into the heart of the hot and dry “oasisn’t,” you don’t say no. That's just common knowledge. We’ve got frosted tips, dream-based revelations, and a crew of WereCroc party Bouncers who can’t even read their own guest list. And did I forget to mention we come face to face with a horrifying creature of legend? Side note: Does anyone know of a better game plan than “try to make a deal with evil creatures?” Because that and fake bathroom breaks are all we’ve got. Anyway, hit play so you can be tEnSe As H*Ck with us!

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios.

Life doesn’t often bring along people who are genuinely good. People who are kind hearted, generous, and fun to be around. These types of people will help you in times of need, feed you when you’re hungry, and lift your spirits when you’re feeling down. Common wisdom would be to hold on tight to a person like this and never let go. So of course, we’re going to try and steal from her. This episode has pocket dimensions, mysterious visions, delicious food and ingredients, and even a fire-belching cat. Look alive, fresh ep coming in HOT!

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios and Ovani Sound.