Imagine Dungeons

You ever tried to cut a deal with an ancient and powerful fire elemental? Turns out, they’re not very business savvy. In this episode, we attempt to gather enough horsepower to gas up an entire airship, we flail blindly while searching for any potential motivation for a flaming demon to make a deal, and we learn just how important and helpful it can be when your most flexible party member attempts to Lip Sync For Their Life. Join us as we stumble blindly straight into yet ANOTHER life or death scenario… it’s probably fine.

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios.

This episode also features:

"Hungaria" by Latché Swing, Free Music Archive, CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 FR

https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Latch_Swing/demo_2008/Hungaria/

Bask in the glory of conquest! Revel in victory! Ding dong, the Groka is dead! Gather the spoils of war, ride through the night in wonderful jubilee, and save your cursed brother-in-law! Wait, what? Oh yeah, there are, like, problems we still have to deal with. Turns out we may have kicked off an eensy weensy little vampire civil war? In this episode, we try to solve some long-running mysteries, we meet the arbiter of so many of our woes, and we figure out the next steps for our band of adventurers. You know, one of these days we’ll actually have time to celebrate a win. Not today, but hopefully someday.

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios.

What the Groka did you just Groking say about me, you little Boogeyman? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Adventurer’s Guild, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Dragon Skeletons, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top bowman in the entire Guild. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the Groka out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Eberron, mark my Groking words. You think you can get away with saying that Groke to me over the Ethereal Plane? Think again, Groka. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Eberron and your presence is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, vampire. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're Groking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of all 4 of my friends and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little Groke. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" planeswalking was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your Groking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you DM-damn idiot. I will Groke fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're Groking dead, Groka.

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios and Ovani Sound.



Somebody call Earth, Wind, and Fire because we’re gonna groove tonight! When an ancient zoo curator offers to let you ride her giant frog into the swamplands in order to make it deep into the heart of the hot and dry “oasisn’t,” you don’t say no. That's just common knowledge. We’ve got frosted tips, dream-based revelations, and a crew of WereCroc party Bouncers who can’t even read their own guest list. And did I forget to mention we come face to face with a horrifying creature of legend? Side note: Does anyone know of a better game plan than “try to make a deal with evil creatures?” Because that and fake bathroom breaks are all we’ve got. Anyway, hit play so you can be tEnSe As H*Ck with us!

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios.

Life doesn’t often bring along people who are genuinely good. People who are kind hearted, generous, and fun to be around. These types of people will help you in times of need, feed you when you’re hungry, and lift your spirits when you’re feeling down. Common wisdom would be to hold on tight to a person like this and never let go. So of course, we’re going to try and steal from her. This episode has pocket dimensions, mysterious visions, delicious food and ingredients, and even a fire-belching cat. Look alive, fresh ep coming in HOT!

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios and Ovani Sound.



Every once in a while, you get to just spend a nice afternoon with your friends. The weather is perfect, the air smells crisp and fresh, and there are so many beautiful sights to just take in and remind you how wonderful it is to be alive. This episode could have stayed like that. It really could have. Everything would have been perfect. But instead, wouldn’t you know it: The consequences of our actions.

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios.

Get in, losers! We’re going shopping! But first, we should probably finish dealing with that giant Zombodile, I guess. Glint has a dream, reflections in a mirror require deep introspection from Fiddles, our elf friends might actually be stupid, and Sue gets to impart some culinary knowledge to a Krent. The biggest question for this week: Can we persuade a small business owner to separate from a very important body part? Only time will tell. Also pressing "play".

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios and Ovani Sound.

This episode also features:

"Flowers and Weeds (Acoustic Guitar & Pennywhistle)" by Axletree, Free Music Archive, CC BY-NC

https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Axletree/songs-ballads-of-the-west/flowers-and-weeds-acoustic-guitar-penny-whistle/

Do you like chameleons? Do you like magic brownies? How about rage-fueled bloodmatches? Perfect. Oh, no reason. Just wondering. In this one, we find some jewelery, Glint tells his first ever secret, and Ridley has a… questionable beverage. Not to mention some of the most heart-pumping, adrenaline spiking music that’s ever been written for a podcast with a Tortle in a necktie. Get ready, because this one is a doozy!

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios.

You know what they say: fourteen thumbs are better than ten! Thankfully we've got a surplus of thumbs in this episode, along with an overabundance of "little guys". But that's not all! Fiddlesticks learns that you can, in fact, hide your lyin' eyes! Donny sings another song! Leadhead gets his own room (and a hat)!

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios.

Just when you think you know somebody, they turn around and try to kidnap an all-powerful wizard from his home through force and violence. You just can’t trust anybody these days. There’s more loot, friendships grow stronger, and Chili’s comes into play. Not to mention lots of magic, family grievances, and fighting (and trying not to die) in this one. Fortunately, nothing can stop the greatest adventurers in the world! Unfortunately, we are not them. And it turns out a whole bunch of stuff can stop us.

Imagine Dungeons is an actual-play Dungeons & Dragons 5e podcast, and our story is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of their experience with D&D! Our story takes place in the world of Eberron, and our DM is Gage Kell. Donyark Ghaash'kalla is played by Carter Willis, Fiddlesticks is played by Jordan Wonders, Ridley Fontina is played by Vince Kelly, Sue is played by Mariah Kelly, and Glintwood Thistlewick is played by Justin Dozier.

Original music by Justin Dozier.

Additional music by Monument Studios and Ovani Sound.