Ah the illusive question...vaping or gay porn? Are you a gay porn star if you vape? If you vape does that automatically mean you like gay porn? It's these important questions that we are not answering because it doesn't really matter. It's just an inside joke that started on the second half of our time with Crazy Dave. Yes that's right two episodes in a row with Crazy Dave. So what's this episode about you ask? Well Impaler watched Escape from New York which got him thinking and expanding on his idea about segregated prisons per offenses, and making an entire self sustaining city. The Resolution is still not on board

Doesn't reminiscing about the good old days just give your inner child a boner like it's the first time all over again? Probably not unless your weird like that. (GROSS!) We touch on the nerdy things we collected and played as kids. Crazy Dave is with us too! Cheers!

If you have to force it, you know it.....well....you know. We shine a light on alternative poop pronouns and Boston Antifa (hi Dustin, love your comedy work). The Impaler has an idea about correcting corrections. The Resolution is not fully on board. 

This one starts out slow and nasty, but eventually we get going and dive into The Impaler's idea about a resource based economy and how partisan politics is not helping in the long run. Music: "Now or Never" by Benedict Arnold. 

Oh my, what twisted road of thinking got these two to name an podcast Churn Dem Taters? Well for one it doesn't make sense because you would churn milk into butter, where does the potatoes come in? Well you're gonna have to listen in to find out. If you're feeling froggy go leave a review on iTunes. Maybe give our Facebook page a like. You know you want to. Music is Chlorine & Wine by Baroness off of their album Purple. 

Why would science so this? Was the grape not good enough? Was granulated sugar and a dry texture not good enough either? We don't know and we're not afraid to say so. Here's a link to prove it.

http://grapery.biz/index.php/grapes/cotton-candy

Other than that we go deep into space and come out with the link between Trumps shitty diet and his tweets.

In his gator shoes he walks through the valley of the shadow of death, and makes you take note, that your argument, though well thought out, is invalid and wrong. At least he's not like that (too much) anymore. The Resolution and The Impaler catch up with The Negator and go down tons of fun rabbit holes such as religion, the wall, college, snowflakes, and the English language. Hold on kids this one is bumpy. Music is ITAEWON FREEDOM by UV fest JYP. Go YouTube it if you want to know why we picked this song. No not the live one, the one that looks like it was shot in the 80's. Yea that one. You wont be let down.

It's like de ja poo and the Impaler is back on the mic with Res Juan. No spoilers here, just listen. Music is Bizancio by Toundra.

The Resolution has some stories about rooting phones, Trump's intent, and exploring Arizona.

Music is by Asthma Castle: Ceased to Be off of Jesus, Mary, and Broseph EP which can be found here https://asthmacastle.bandcamp.com/

The Resolution gets grumpy about Christmas, parking at a hockey game, and Aleppo. He also found a place to float.