Our very first guest joins us to discuss her favourite resorts.

In this episode, Hilary and TJ discuss Crocs, what kind of Crocs Helen Hunt would like, and also mostly crocodiles.

Vacation photos - Shut up Britney. No one cares about your pictures.

Spend your own quarantine with us as we discuss our own quarantines via Zoom, a platform that has never been so popular before.

In this episode, Hilary and TJ talk about what's wrong with cyclists. Full disclosure: you will never see that photo of TJ in bike gear because COVID-19 ruined his trip to Europe. Maybe next year.

We basically make fun of 50 other bands that sound like Nickelback... but not really Nickelback.

Spoiler alert! If you haven't seen Love Is Blind, but it's on your list to watch, be warned: there are many spoilers ahead. Here's one: TJ hasn't seen Love Is Blind, but he still doesn't like it.

TJ feels okay about reptile pets, but feels really bad about bug pets. Also, if you'll note, this episode is not about Nickelback because TJ got confused.

Hilary's favourite bands!

Impatience Is A Virtue's first bonus episode, very pointedly titled "Hilary Explains Cats The Movie To TJ".