The dudes put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner, closing out the Nintendo Fun Club News chapter of their video game history podcast pilgrimage in this mag episode.

Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 5 Show Notes

NFCN $2.50 cover price in `88, adjusted for inflation to 2018 dollars: $5.33

JAB’s Copy of Adventure of Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/nes/comments/b5uiq2/if_this_adventure_of_link_cart_could_talk_the/?ref=share&ref_source=link

Nintendo Power Insider’s Calendar links:

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Bandai MEGA LCD Controller Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my7x647IKo4

Obscenely Long Rambo Legalalese: https://www.reddit.com/r/nes/comments/b378au/this_is_the_first_thing_you_see_when_the_acclaim/?ref=share&ref_source=link

Josh’s Shit Worth Playing List: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RMnY9uKcoMVdGvwWeXSC5pId2Hd0I2qMu0H99FjPzOM/edit?usp=sharing

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JAB & Josh psychoanalyze elitist and materialistic pricks standing guard at doors, and break down Kuros’ journey to slay Malkil, while playing through the Rare/Acclaim 1987 joint venture on the NES.

Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 4 Show Notes

W&W Instruction Manual: https://www.retrogames.cz/manualy/NES/Wizards_and_Warriors_-_NES.pdf

Medieval Inflation Calculator: http://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/currency-converter/#mid

Economic Analysis Reference Math:

– The small axe pickup is worth 200 points, a treasure hoard worth 20,000

– An everyday axe costs 5 pence in 1457, citing that same price list from

episode two, so we can place the hoard @ 500 pence = 41 shilling, 8 pence = 2

pounds, 1 shilling, 8 pence

– That calculator adjusts 2p/1s/8d in 1457 (1460, rounded) to 1339.60 pounds in

2017

– That amount in 1460 had the buying power for 2 horses, or 5 cows – which were

big deal purchases back then, if you didn’t know.

– 2017 Jan 1 GBP to USD was 1.224:1, so $1639.67

Josh Malkil Final Boss Battle Vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJwL-E6qc7Q

Josh’s Shit Worth Playing List: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RMnY9uKcoMVdGvwWeXSC5pId2Hd0I2qMu0H99FjPzOM/edit?usp=sharing

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Josh geeks out over Punch-Out, Jeff geeks out over Sly Stallone’s porno tape, the two collectively geek out about everything else in issues four and five of Nintendo Fun Club News.

Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 3 Show Notes

Corrected Ghosts ‘n Goblins Money Bag Math:

– A beer in 1986 would cost 0.51 GBP, 51 pence- Inflation rate of pounds from 16th century to `86 would then

be (.51/.00375) = 13600%- $500 USD money bags in `86 would be 352.11 GBP

– 352.11 GBP bags in 16th century

adjusted to `86 would be 47886.96 = (352.11 * 136)

– Convert that to USD in `86, you have $67,999.48

= (47886.96 * 1.42)

– Inflation rate from `86 to 2018 brings that to

$132,893.96 = ((8.56/4.38) * 67999.48)

Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! Commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Glsxe56_w

Josh’s Punch-Out!! Playthrough: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/380335257

NFCN Issue #1 Mailing Pics: https://nintendotimes.com/1987/02/24/debut-issue-of-nintendo-fun-club-news-shipping/

NFC Chapter Binder Ebay Listing: https://www.ebay.com/itm/230959179322?cmd=VIDESC

JAB’s Rap Group: https://oberlintowncrazies.bandcamp.com

Hands-Free Controller Link 1: https://twitter.com/ga_conf/status/789183154456104960

Hands-Free Controller Link 2: https://www.engadget.com/2007/05/23/now-youre-playing-with-no-hands/

Tengen Vs. Nintendo Legal Battle: https://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/07/25/happy_30th_anniversary_tengen_you_fought_the_video_game_law_and_the_law_won/?page=2

Dan Kitchen Interview (Double Dragon NES Port) on Batteries Not Included: https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B06XSKN8CZ

Sly Stallone Porno: Just google “Sylvester Stallone Party at

Kitty and Stud’s”

Josh’s Shit Worth Playing List: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RMnY9uKcoMVdGvwWeXSC5pId2Hd0I2qMu0H99FjPzOM/edit?usp=sharing

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The boys break down their playthroughs of Capcom’s 1986 NES release of Ghosts ‘n Goblins and inflation since medieval times, as well as alienate most of the general population by shitting on one of the most well-regarded games of all time.

The boys peruse the first three issues of Nintendo Fun Club News, discuss Bowser's comings and goings, and settle on a classic for the first game focus episode.

Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 1 Show Notes

Top Score Newsletter, Issue #1: http://www.videoparadise-sanjose.com/ts-1.htm

Ring King BJ: https://youtu.be/FWGUSiYQFAQ

Noah Hoffman, First Slayer of Ganon Article: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/josephbernstein/meet-the-first-guy-to-beat-the-legend-of-zelda

Retronauts Ep. 160, Memoirs of a Game Counselor: https://podcastone.com/episode/Retronauts-Episode-160-Memoirs-of-a-Game-Counselor

Josh’s Shit Worth Playing List: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1RMnY9uKcoMVdGvwWeXSC5pId2Hd0I2qMu0H99FjPzOM/edit?usp=sharing

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Imperial Scrolls of Honor podcast dudes, Jeff and Josh, explain exactly what the hell this podcast is going to be about.