Impolite Company

From the stasis of quarantine, Chris Cyr gives you the top 10 ways you can prove yourself useful to future aliens who happen to thaw you out in hopes of learning something about the human race.  Also, buy a shop vac.  

#QuarantineLife continues as Chris mourns the loss of a staple of our existence, says good riddance to a terrible food vending method, and lets you know that it's perfectly okay to not learn a new skill right now.

Enjoy this classic Impolite episode where Chris wonders why the woman at McDonald's quit mid-order.  Listeners give some of their worst work experiences.

We're homing in on the right settings for this home podcasting thing during quarantine.  Hopefully the days of studio casting will be upon us before too long.

Chris talks about working from home, some weird conspiracy, and then tells another of his favorite "longest jokes(?) ever!"

Kenny Rogers is dead.  That's not cool.  Chris recalls some inappropriate childhood moments, along with some sweet moments involving "The Gambler."  Who bought all of the Nintendo Switches?  St. Louis locks down at 6:00 p.m. on Monday 3/23/2020.

Impolite Company is Quarantined!

The semi-quarantine continues as Chris talks about praying to both Prince and Les Paul, why old people love him, and licking people with face masks?  We don't know.  He just talks and weird stuff comes out.  If you know, then you know.

The day the world shut down, Chris Cyr returns to the Impolite Company microphone, recording from the dining room table as he, and the rest of America, have been told to stay indoors and self isolate in order to not bring about an apocalypse.  The sound you hear in the background might be the refrigerator, or it might be the hooves of the fourth horseman running down Route 66.

Also, a discussion of ninja smoke bombs.

Season 3 starts with host Chris Cyr on the road in Little Rock, AR.  Recorded over Labor Day Weekend, Chris recounts his very first job.  Then he reminisces about a few jobs where he was definitely not a model employee.  St. Augustine hated babies.  

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Chris is on the road today, so there's not a regular episode.  He did fire up the ol' remote studio (a.k.a. The Samsung Galaxy S 8) and give you his two favorite street jokes in observance of Comedy Contest Season!  Also, most of America needs to learn how elevators work.

CHRISTIAN LAWRENCE INVENTED COMEDY AND ROCK AND ROLL AFTER DISCOVERING OPRAH

A booking mishap results in Yale hosting Christian – not Steve – Lawrence. Fortunately Christian has a big show to promote as Bare Knuckle Comedy celebrates its tenth anniversary by……..dying. Christian expounds on his tremendous influence on the entertainment world as we know it today and his ex-partner weighs in by proxy with a set of counterpoints. All this plus the comedy rundown.