Impolite Company

It's been a year! Chris discusses personal and creative growth, and tells a few jokes he wrote in his first year of comedy. The new DCU shows are fun. Also, if you purposefully use the wrong pronoun to address a person, you're an a-hole. That's a pretty non-controversial opinion he pretends is a hot take.  Don't be an a-hole.  

It's Impolite Company!

The government lives...for now. Black Panther took home 7 nominations. Who's going to watch Game of Thrones for the 6th time now that Sam's going back to work?! Welcome to The Lyons Den.

The government shut down is over and Chris wonders if this is the type of negotiating we can expect from the POTUS when he protects US interests with North Korea.  Also, don't use duct tape for sex play, addresses the "why are you politicial?" question, and DON'T DUMP OUT COFFEE!!! For Christ's sake people, it's coffee.

Warning: Today's episode was recorded in the car, on the highway, Tuesday night. We meant to post it late that night, but time, man...time.

Chris cusses too much and apologizes for it.  He discusses current events ranging from bratty white kids in red hats to the government shut down.  Also, why you're the problem with True Detective season 2.  

It's Impolite Company!

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What would you highlight in your teen bible? Sam and Meredith are moving their show to a new venue, so she joins him on air to talk upcoming shows, Groundhog Day, and why you should ignore other people's conversations when getting Chinese food. And we finally have an intro!

DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE! Conspiracy theories abound on this episode of Wind-Down Friday. How can there be a winter storm warning when the National Weather Service is operating off a laptop in an Oklahoma City Starbucks? How can China put a potato on the dark side of the moon but not in a PF Chang's? Why does Analicia's energy drink taste like lettuce? Why do people believe there's an Arch downtown? All this plus the weekly comedy rundown and more!

Chris lists a number of things you could have done last night instead of watching Donald Trump's speech.  It's a long list.  The plural of "moose" is "moose."  Right?  The Chrysler Building is for sale.

Chris spends a lot of time talking about flat tires, which somehow still brings up the subjects of donuts.  Do people pick up escorts at the front door? Does the government shutdown mean we can act crazy on mass transit now? And it's interesting that Trump didn't try making his little speech during the national championship game last night.

Also, he's not even allowed to commit murder. So, relax.

2018 was a lot of up and down for Sam, but he focuses on the ups and talks about some of his favorite moments. He’s also been bingeing Dexter. Convict R. Kelly.