There are so many useful and useless things that we should be teaching the youth of today……… once again, nobody is reading this… you know what’s gross? Brussel sprouts!

What’s weirder than catching rats for money…… you’re just going to have to listen and find out, because it gets weird! No one is reading this…. So…. Trent smells!

If you could choose how you would die, what would you choose? Drowning in Mountain Dew, being hugged to death, drinking too much caffeine, or something weirder? Don’t let us know @importantmalarkey

Today we celebrate, answer some fan questions, and play a game where we guess which one of us said weirder things in previous episodes!

Trent tries to explain why he is the way that he is, and Linc blows up! Also aliens attacked us and stole our spaghetti, no one is reading this, so I can type whatever I want…. Walrus!

Today Trent and Linc discuss which sense makes them fear the most. Which do you fear most? Sight, smell, taste, hearing, or touch?

Don’t tell us what you think, don’t follow us on Instagram @importantmalarkey nobody usually does anyway. Who even reads this?

Our first ever guest, Sam, is here to help us make a more confusing version of English. It’s like pig Latin but not anything like pig Latin because it’s way more complicated and difficult to get the hang of! You’re probably not reading this, but if you are… hi!

Is laziness actually the key to being super productive? Today we dive into laziness and dirtier out if there even is a such thing!

Opposite Day has always been a interesting and weird joke that confuses everybody, but how could we make it something to actually celebrate and still stay mentally sane? Find out I’m this episode of, we make something way more confusing then it actually should be… I mean, Important Malarkey!