Important Question? Podcast

Nature. Nurture. Evolution. Eugenics. They’re not just excellent stripper names, they’re critical considerations when deciding whether the universe needs more yous. Strap in and hold onto your chromosomes as we debate the Multiplicity effect.

Don’t worry, Earth. The Sonoran Desert Tortoise is no longer endangered. And to think, just when this animal was so close to living out its final wish to no longer have to suffer the life of a Sonoran Desert Tortoise. Oh well, maybe next lifetime when you come back as a panda.

This week we think about how great it would be to murder an endangered animal. Well, kinda. We actually just talk about which animals we would like to endanger.

The slammer. The big house. Club Fed. A 6×9’ cage to contemplate the error of your ways while your cellmate eyebangs you like a hyena. Yep, you’re somebody’s bitch now, convict. But it didn’t have to be this way. You’re not even supposed to be here. Prosecutors today, man. They scare you into taking plea deals, figuring that even an innocent man will rather do a dime than gamble on a trial. Today on Important Question Podcast we’re asking: Would you endure a 10-year prison stint to spare a loved one from a life sentence without parole?

Candy has quite the positive association for many of us. Easter hunts, grandma’s glass coffee table bowl, and of course Halloween. Unfortunately, candy has been roped into some pretty nasty things as well, most recently we’ve been re-awakened to the Trayvon Martin tragedy (and its Skittles association) when George Zimmerman posted pictures of the teenager’s lifeless body to his Twitter account.

So, the way we see it since candy has been associated with tragedy, we might as well help the threatening candy association to spread.

With the NFL season in full swing, we divulge secrets to strengthen your fantasy bench, trade-bait, and various other ’bating techniques.

For too long we’ve been putting up with climate change. We’ve heard the bickering and the arguing, the endless debate and the stagnant conclusions. But when are we actually going to do something about it? When are we going to finally take action to increase the rate of global warming?…That is the concern, right?

Thomas Kinkade or Basquiat? Stephenie Meyer or Vivian Maier? Andy Dick or Philip K. Dick? Do you covet wealth and fame over skill and potential? Of course you do, but humor us anyway.

As Marx said, “I refuse to belong to any club that would have me as a member.” That’s Groucho, not Karl. Karl was all about starting the party … the Communist Party. Maybe Groucho cound have taken a cue from him and started his own little club, as a middle finger to the Friars he just resigned from. Marketing wizards say if you can’t be number one in your category, to create a new one. So that’s what we’ll discuss today. Would you start your own club?

This special episode is brought to you by cameras…they make moving pictures to go along with our words so you can watch us talk. Oh, the future; what aren’t you capable of? That long ramble is to let you know that today’s episode is, in addition to being a standard audio episode, is also available as a video. Enjoy watching us talk.

We’re drinking today! Cheers. A subtle state of inebriation is fitting considering the topic for today. Would you marry your own cousin? But there’s more reason for the libations than reducing inhibitions. We’re drinking a beer called Poet, which features on it’s label a Raven, an obvious reference to Edgar Allen Poe, who famously married his first cousin.

This special episode is brought to you by cameras…they make moving pictures to go along with our words so you can watch us talk. Oh, the future; what aren’t you capable of? That long ramble is to let you know that today’s episode is, in addition to being a standard audio episode, is also available as a video. Enjoy watching us talk.

The needle or the spoon? To shoot up or chow down? Some burdens are more manageable than others, but what if we fatten the coffers as well? Misery awaits, so go with your gut. Or veins.