Well, episode 3 is kind’ve a doozy. 

First up, the Lady Amelia Muchness drops in! She recaps (and somewhat explains) the last two episodes, then gets sidetracked on a bit of a rant about privilege, then intros episode 3 itself... which turns out to be shorter than her bloody intro! 

It's some sort of “radio drama” I think, has a sort of wartime feel - but, like, a of cosmic war fought billions of eons ago. It ends up at with a surprisingly sweet claim about stars, love and death :) 

It's a bit long, so would have been WAY more of a slog but for the... drumroll... music! 

A bunch of looovely creative commons work culled from http://www.scottbuckley.com.au/. Thank you Scott. I doubt you’ll ever hear this, or make it through it, but if you do I hope you’re not TOO bamboozled.

I allowed myself a bit of editing for the music, but the rest is still just raw single takes as before.

In which the lads tell us some sort of story themselves this time, with no guest other then some weird sort of echoey voice that also fills in some sound effects and seems to  know the "proper" end to the song about the duck. NO idea why. Sounds like possibly we'll find out on the next one though?

"Mac" the Alien/God/Creature/Friend/Parent/Watcher Thingy does some some sort of weird speech about how he got here, and I think why he's leaving? Then he leaves? Hope he's not "real" real because if he is, we're alone now I guess? Abandoned by our "god" or whatever, which sounds bloody scary, no? Ugh. Anyway I don't know, here's episode one, where we meet your hosts "The DJs" (they're both literally called DJ which I know THEY think is hilarious), and then they play us out with some kind of very slow cosmic cover tune from a frankly rather tuneless intergalactic cover band / shimmering flexed-ultrasound alien signal disguised as a popular old tune (which it was when it came that time too) (yes, that's how literally all "true" inspiration works lol).

Includes one-take improvised sound effects made with mic and live reverb only - which ends with the sound of one hand clapping.

Enjoy!

O.