IMPOSSIBLE COIN

Pearl clutching has given Tegan the vapors. Our wholesome kid brother Big Sach stops by. He's got a MISTer and some JRPGs. Ubisoft doesn't do politics. They swear.

1:15 Sach gets back into Mass Effect 4:24 Sach is in on FFXIV & Other RPGs 14:30 Back to the MiSTer 22:50 REVIII 28:11 Knockout City Is Pretty Cool 33:06 New Nintendo Switch 44:39 Temtem 55:55 The Social Responsibility of Game AI 58:49 Horizon Zero Dawn: Forbidden West Presentation 1:12:40 Miitopia is really funny 1:22:11 Genshin 1.6 Update 1:33:24 The Forbidden Gen X Knowledge 1:46:56 Aerial Knight's Never Yield 1:49:10 Loop Hero 1:53:02 The Longest Road On Earth 1:58:30 That Which Faith Demands 2:01:56 Before Your Eyes 2:05:28 Huntdown 2:09:51 Carve Snowboarding 2:12:48 Fallen Of The Round 2:18:33 Huniepop 2: Double Date 2:22:17 Fallumns 2:23:49 Gucci Garden 2:27:59 Evelyn 2:33:34 Call To Action 2:33:58 IGN management claims removal of post was not corporate interference 2:40:48 Cyberpunk 2077 has a new Director now! 2:46:53 Ubisoft is ridiculous and says ridiculous things 2:54:38 Twitch adds 350 new streamer tags to identify communities 3:10:11 Nintendo is getting into "youth" Esports

Brian asks a question about what EA and Activision are capable of. Rocky and the visiting Stu Templeton have an answer for him. Stu has questions about something that happened in Firewatch and Rocky and Brian have answers for him. Tegan will have questions about this episode. We have no answers for her.

3:27 Adventures In Gunlancing 13:16 Day 1 Ultimate Prog 25:04 Unbeatable Tracks Are Within Reach 28:03 Guilty Gear Strive Beta/ Red Bull Kumite 33:07 Knockout City 35:06 Z-Race 40:30 Shopping Trip In Eklan Tor 43:34 Problems with Early Access in VR 49:10 Valheim 52:52 Z80 vs. 6502 54:42 It's Weird That Roblox Wasn't A Bigger Deal 1:01:32 Roblox doesn't provide games, they're called experiences 1:05:07 Climb The Giant Man 1:11:16 Burger Bistro Story 1:13:56 Just Die Already 1:18:19 SpaceGulls 1:22:25 Böbl 1:22:59 Glamorous Zombie Flakes 1:28:33 Carly & The Reaperman 1:33:52 Demeo 1:42:22 Puzzle Bobble VR 1:45:56 Vanishing Grace 1:58:06 Call To Action 1:58:47 Devolver Digital IPO Incoming 2:13:17 WB Games to get broken-up because of Discovery deal 2:19:32 Netflix is looking to do a video-ed game 2:33:59 Twitch has added demonetization to their toolset

I honestly can't even remember how we got to Garfield but we stayed there for a time and it was good. Rocky's had enough of NBC Universal's shenanigans. Brazil is making great games and Village is like 20% Tall Mommy.

3:10 Resident Evil: Village 16:01 NBCU Copyright strikes 19:11 Tegan's desire to be VTuber grows with each passing day 21:35 Pascal's Wager 33:04 A Zoom Marriage! 44:35 Tegan is opposed to change 48:56 Sonic Omens: Episodes 1-4 54:29 Flowstone Saga 1:00:24 Lifelike 1:03:40 Born Of Bread 1:09:18 FFXIV FanFest 1:19:41 Waiting for the H-Game Renaissance 1:22:41 Cloud Meadow 1:28:48 Kaze & The Wild Masks 1:35:42 Knights of San Francisco 1:41:22 Brazilian Indie Games (BIG) Festival 1:51:21 Call To Action 1:53:32 Knives Out At Your Local Target! 2:00:48 Apple v. Epic 2:27:49 Stadia? They're Still Around?

Brian sits down with developer Kimmo Lahtinen to discuss his latest game Day Repeat Day, the handprint of the author, the perils of indie development and the wondrous Victor Spumante.

2:35 Day Repeat Day 29:50 The Impact of Games Journalism 38:10 Developer Experience w/ Nintendo 57:28 Obvious Steam Scams 1:02:10 Victor Spumante 1:06:18 Localization 1:14:13 Kimmo's All-Time Top 10 Videogames 1:21:37 Kimmo Digs Bollywood 1:25:49 AppleTV & tvOS 1:28:12 The Handprint of The Author 1:33:14 What's Next in Development

Tegan comes for Bloodborne and I am not the person who came for Bloodborne and I am sorry about what Tegan said about Bloodborne. Rocky got eaten and Activision might as well be called CODtivision now.

5:26 The Worst Videogame Tegan Played This Week 8:41 NiER Replicant 10:58 Genshin 1.5 Update 35:03 Astral Ascent 38:13 Unbeatable: Arcade Mix 42:47 Tender: Creature Comforts 1:00:16 Hix 1:02:48 Dicey Elementalist 1:06:12 Pew Pew Live 1:08:45 Under: Depths of Fear 1:12:50 Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 1:16:52 It's time to go on a date 1:26:32 Brian's Favorite Thing 1:30:01 SEGA's Getting Into NFTs 1:36:04 Riot to record voice data to make Valorant less toxic 1:41:55 Activision Blizzard CEO cut his salary 1:48:02 All nine internal development studios at Activision work on CoD 1:52:50 Meme stocks are making GameStop real money. 1:58:16 Esports Certification Institute Joins The Fray 2:22:58 Microsoft reducing cut on its store from 30% to 12%

The gang plays a game that screws with their heads a bit. Tegan insists that the choices are easy. Oculus did the gaming showcase thing. Hearthstone is toxic. The PS3 is allowed to live for a while. THE VITA WILL NEVER DIE.

2:42 Day Repeat Day 16:58 Tales of Arise Looks Great Actually 20:41 Great Ace Attorney 31:22 Genshin 32:54 Spiritfarer Lily Update 34:14 NiER Replicant 38:21 Oculus Gaming Showcase 51:36 Turnip Boy Commits Tax Fraud 1:00:46 Sea of Solitude: Director's Cut 1:07:02 Tender: Creature Comforts 1:29:40 Roblox 1:48:00 Mortal Kombat 1:57:02 Sony says the PS3 & PSVita Stores Can Stay… For Now 1:59:35 Hearthstone is a toxic space for women and fails at representation 2:06:32 Overwatch Director Jeff Kaplan has left Blizzard 2:09:17 Marc Merrill, co-founder of Riot, is a piece of shit. This surprises no one. 2:13:09 GameStop CEO George Sherman is leaving with so much money 2:15:04 The Olympics Are Cozying Up With Video Games

Nintendo tried to get us to buy some indies. Capcom has seemingly sold us Resident Evil. Kickstarter is out here winning hearts and minds. Sony's consoles are time bombs designed to eventually not play games. Durians can be expensive.

0:50 The Real Keyboard Update 15:49 Two Eyes 34:41 Spirit Swap: LoFi Beats To Cast Spells To Demo 38:26 Unbeatable: Arcade Mix 41:00 Resident Evil: Village Demo 53:51 Resident Evil Presentation 1:05:15 Nintendo Indie Direct 1:23:20 He Means Day Repeat Day 1:37:43 The Longing 1:46:05 Rain On Your Parade 1:50:23 Blaseball 1:53:09 Where Cards Fall 1:56:14 The Grand Vizier Durian 2:07:10 Call To Action 2:07:48 7667.816419 Patreon Shoutouts 2:11:19 Global Web Index Gaming Playbook 2:23:28 Suddenly there are PS3 games that can no longer be patched. 2:27:51 The FCC made its own speed testing app 2:39:36 IT'S NOT TIME TO PLAY GAMES BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS 2:51:40 What Came Out On Steam Today

Balan Wonderworld is a box of lies and falsehoods wrapped in SHAME AND DOUBT. Together BnB is the kind of thing you daydream about if you use 4Chan. Brian should play Pac-Man 99. Tegan will never play Cozy Grove.

1:07 Pac-Man 99 11:23 Fae Tactics 18:50 Rhythm Doctor 26:47 Tegan's Keyboard Update 30:31 Tegan's Getting Her PoOT back 36:29 Balan Wonderworld 57:05 Alba 1:02:16 Simon's Cat: Story Time 1:06:35 Say "No!" More 1:11:17 Cozy Grove 1:15:31 Book of Myths 1:17:57 Lungo 1:21:46 The Legend of The Casio Loopy 1:31:37 Together BnB 1:35:12 New RE Village Footage 1:46:24 Rachel "Valkyrae" Hofstetter just became a co-owner of an eSports Team 1:48:35 Blue Box Has Been Repeatedly Mistaken For Kojima 2:02:43 PlayStation is actually working on something to counter GamePass 2:16:50 Sony to remake niche, obscure video game The Last of Us a second time 2:24:59 E3 Is Going Digital About A Year Too Late 2:38:26 Nintendo says they're going to focus on more original IP

3:23 New Cartwright Dropped 8:07 Dandara continues to be cool 10:07 Monster Hunter: Rise Even Higher 17:44 Rocky vs. Terminal Relativity 25:20 No PoOT for Tegan 28:04 Moar Genshin! 32:52 New Among Us Map 36:46 Tegan has joined House Pfizer 38:32 Niantic teasing AR device 43:28 Lady Dimistrescu 51:47 Hearthstone 55:17 World of Demons 58:21 Fantasian 1:03:58 Oregon Trail 1:09:21 Wonderbox 1:12:17 Star Trek Legends 1:16:47 Call to Action 1:18:33 A first party Sony developed title is launching into Xbox Game Pass 1:34:28 Sony confirmed PlayStation Store access for the PS3, PSVita, & PSP ends this summer. 1:37:06 A sealed copy of Super Mario Bros has sold for $660,000 1:48:09 Nintendo followed through and removed 3D All Stars 1:53:07 Apple Arcade added 30 new titles across three categories. 2:12:17 Microsoft has agreed to sell a metric shit ton of HoloLens to the US military

Cool dad Phil Spencer pulls up to a house with a comically oversized check. Gamestop is grossly incompetent. Video games get second chances. The boat was stuck.