Our traditional artisanal show notes are supplanted by timestamps. It's only been 84 years.

The team assembles and orders a list of 2019's top ten best games. The team is, in retrospect quite proud of the list.

Picture Mr. Worldwide and Christina Aguilera singing about feeling this moment on a beach at sunset whilst whales and shit breach the surface of the sea in the background. Now make it three nerds arguing for three hours about which video game moment is most emotionally resonant.

THIS. IS. BEST. MOMENT.

WE IN THIS.

The gang decides what old game loves them most, what game serviced them the bestest, which game had the best story and Brian frustrates Rocky with his contention that something that is not a game was the best surprise. Rocky frustrates Brian with his contention that something that is not a game had the best story.

The conclave has gathered and there is white smoke. Impossible Coin names 2019's dumbest, evilest and most disappointing. Don't worry, there will be a magic show. (Not the juicy kind.) These are video games.

The bloodletting begins and the knives are out. Friends, it is time that we endanger our real and vibrant friendships over something so trivial as who is the best Fire Emblem person.

Hark! the herald Now Beat blogs, "Glory to the new-born Queen! Peace on earth, and Simon mild, Aldovia and Penglia reconciled."

Joyful, Aldovians, rise, Evil butler in disguise; With th' angelic host proclaim, "Why's this queen got blogger fame?" Hark! the herald Now Beat blogs, "Glory to the new-born Queen!

I think you have to go back to 2017 to find an episode of this show this bad. You hate to see it. Anyway, mistakes were made, Ls were held and somehow the person who got it together and rose above criticism was Geoff Keighley?

This is really the one that broke Tegan. I don't know whether it is every resident of Aldovia being a certified idiot or the swapping of the main character's father for a weird stranger who is definitely walking here but this sequel is watchalong that is much better/worse than the first. Our special holiday #content continues.

Gather round! Tis the season of Yule or the Yule season! Rocky, Tegan and Brian celebrate not by working on their backlogs for GOTY but by watching festive holiday classix! If Genovia was too classy for you journey inside a hollow acorn for this story that teaches crack reporters are stupid and friends are best contacted on Skype.