Improv On Tape

Improv On Tape episodes:

• 10.19.2021

  When the Crow Kocks

  Chapters 17-19 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. It’s the FINALE of season 3! All the socks, snakes, and sexual innuendos have been leading to this very wet and very climatic conclusion of book 2. Leave your PPE, your...

  
• 10.12.2021

  A Hodgepodge of F*ckery

  Chapters 13-16 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. A mysterious new character has entered the story! But is he friend or foe? Did he have a fling with Hot-Dumbledore or frame Hagrid for Murder? Come scream in his...

  
• 10.05.2021

  A Tale of Two Clitties: It was the wettest of times, It was the driest of times

  Chapters 10-12 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Harry seduces a snake. Hermione seduces Lockhart. Ron seduces Crabbe and Goyle. And Moaning Myrtle seduces literally everyone. Come drink the polyjuice potion and let’s get weird.  Follow us on social media...

  
• 09.28.2021

  Harry Pooper

  Chapters 7-9 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. This episode is crap full of tender-hearted wisdom, we sh*t you not. For five centuries a heavy burden has been brewing in Nearly Headless Nick, and now, with the help...

  
• 09.21.2021

  Ginny in a Bottle

  Chapters 4-6 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Harry snorts some Floo Powder! Ginny practices her Wiz-Pop! Matthew McConaughey blocks platform 9 and 3/4! And Ron drowns a dirt baby! All aboard the flying car and full steam...

  
• 09.14.2021

  Hedwig Comes with Me

  Chapters 1-3 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. There’s a new Daddy at the Dursley‘s and he is not to be trifled with! Hedwig finds a shocking new use for her tongue. A self deprecating house-elf warns of...

  
• 05.18.2021

  “Everything matters... or it doesn’t”

  Chapters 28 & 29 of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Well, Book club, it’s the season finale and you’ll never guess who Grandpa Joe murders. If you thought we went off-the-rails before, then welcome to the flying elevator! Souls are...

  
• 05.11.2021

  Kerplop Kerplop 473

  Chapters 25-27 of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The epic side-story of Mike Teavee and Grandpa Joe reaches a violent and TINY head. There's The Great Titanium Glass Elevator, The Television Room, and the creation of the most horrible abomination...

  
• 05.04.2021

  Square but Round

  Chapters 21-24 of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Violet Beauregarde is horribly transformed into a New American Gastro-Pub. Everyone taste-tests a blood wall. Charlie and Grandpa Joe roid-out on Fizzy-Lifting-Drinks. The Gary’s discuss representation of the Oompa Loopma community in...

  
• 04.27.2021

  From Lima Bean to Sean Bean

  Chapters 17-20 of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Augustus Gloop is shot into space. Grandpa Joe breaks his personal best slaughtering the Gary’s. Wonka puts beans inside beans, showcases a machine that makes Hoobastank and Chumbawamba, and gets busted by...

  
• 04.20.2021

  Sheep, Shepherds and Wolves

  Chapters 13-16 of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.  Mike Teavee attempts to storm the Factory; claiming the “narrator” incited him. Wonka showcases his PTSD smelling-stickers, underground isotopes, edible door handles, milk chocolate rivers, chocolate covered prostitutes, and his best attempt...

  
• 04.13.2021

  43% APR

  Chapters 9-12 of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Finding the last ticket is simply a 50/50 chance for Charlie - either he finds it or he doesn't - simple odds. The toothpaste  factory is shut down and Mr. Bucket is...

  
• 04.06.2021

  Charlie Empty Bucket

  Chapters 5-8 of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Mr. Bucket is mostly illiterate, but always reads the news. Grandma Josephine develops a backstory with "The Willy-Man" that has surprising implications. Grandpa Joe reinvents statistics. Four terrible children find the golden...

  
• 03.30.2021

  "Hey, it's me, your Grandpa Joe!"

  It's the start of a new season! Chapters 1-4 of Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. The Buckets hot-box their bed, Grandpa Joe tells one too many stories, conspiracy theories of the “excellent” factory run deep, and Wonka is propositioned by...

  
• 01.26.2021

  By The Rivers of Babylon

  Chapters 17-18 of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone. Hagrid plays Old Maid with Voldemort, Harry Plays “By The Rivers of Babylon” on a flute, Ron plays wizard’s death chess, Hermione plays with fire, and Voldemort plays with skin grafting....

  
• 01.19.2021

  Capri Sun For The Soul

  Chapters 14-16 of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone. Hermione turns Neville into legs, Harry makes’em clap, Hagrid gets a Vitamix, and the gang receives capital punishment. Will our heroes make it out of the Forbidden Forrest before it’s too...

  
• 01.12.2021

  Moon Times at Hogwarts High

  Chapters 10-13 of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone. Harry get’s a terrible case of the Herkie Jerkies, Ron KO’s a Troll, Snape tries to take a Peek-See, and the boys find a mirror that shows their deepest desires. Is Snape behind...

  
• 01.05.2021

  Mince Pies and Powerful Thighs

  Chapters 7-9 of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone. The gang is sorted into houses by a sentient-singing hat, Snape's got a will-they-won't-they with Harry, and a Cerberus is snoozing on the third floor mezzanine. Will the gang be eaten...

  
• 12.29.2020

  Big Stick Wizards

  Chapters 4-6 of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone. Hagrid explains Harry's troubled past, doubles down on his whistle-tip, and helps the boy navigate a new way of life. Will Harry discover his place in the wizarding world and make...

  
• 12.22.2020

  The Boy Who Lived (in Squalor and Misery)

  Chapters 1-3 of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone. Harry is left on a doorstep, treated like trash, speaks with a snake, and develops a split personality after months of isolation and emotional neglect from the Dursleys. Can Harry survive...

  
• 12.15.2020

  Improv On Tape Trailer #1

  Improv On Tape takes your favorite works of literature and retells them, from beginning to end, on the spot and off the cuff.