As Silver Surfer is to Galactus, so Ryan Hill is to Santa Claus.

He joins us this week to talk about ginger ale, and Jon and Glen scream at each other about gallium for a while.

Tommy Velocity and Jamie Crowbar kissed in 1924 and the rest is history.

My seven-year-old once said, "Dreams are like private movies in your brain" and she's not wrong. We break down everything there is to know about dreams this week with two of our favorites, comedians Roya Hamadani & Ian Webster.

Puns! We love em. We look back at the first pun in history, and this might be the first episode where Glen loses it laughing at his own dumb joke.

Enjoy!

We adopted the "explicit" tag from the jump because of swearing, but boy howdy do we earn it this week.

Ferris wheels! Champagne! A lot of pee talk! Glen hurts himself laughing. Easily our grossest episode to date, but it's still funny. Enjoy!

Jon and Glen discuss the concept of reality itself and also the time Glen rode rollercoasters for a TV show.

Well. It had to happen eventually. We brought Glen's nemesis Ben Youngerman onto the show as our dumb guest. Apparently we brought him up enough times that he invoked some kind of Beetlejuice rule where we had to let him on.

He wanted to know about phonographs because he's an old timey time traveler who looks like what would happen if a Dick Dastardly Funko Pop got its wish to be a real boy.

Spookytimes is upon us, so we're throwing it back to our classic episode about ZOMBIES!

Also I (Glen) edited this episode in the hospital room with my wife waiting for our second kid to be born.

What's up pasta maniacs? We talking pasta today with our friend and person living in Italy, Rosalie Fry! We cover all the shapes. We tell you to make it. My toddler babbles about Moana in the background. All around great ep. Get a bowl of noodles and listen to this show, then tell your best friend about it, but don't share your noodles.