Does Mike Love have something to do with the sinking of the Lusitania*? Who the hell are "Bruce & Terri"? Is Trout Mask Replica, like... enjoyable? ... and, most importantly, how in This Whole World do two fathomless Brian Wilson nerds go two whole hours without even mentioning 'The Beach Boys Love You'?

Join myself [tm] and the erudite, insightful Lizzy from The Longest Night podcast as we address half of these and more - cresting triumphal waves and scouring wrecked bottoms to create a very short, very lopsided playlist of the divine and the debauched.

*no.