In My Room!!

Let’s talk about my jealous distaste for MukBang videos. I’m only against it cause I can’t cut it as a MukBang influencer! And my boogers are out to get me.

I’ve given myself diarrhea over climate change. Scary shit ladies and gentleHOES! Follow us on Twitter @_johnkristopher and check out this article for what YOU can do to help climate change! https://www.mprnews.org/story/2019/10/11/climate-curious-what-is-the-most-important-thing-i-can-do-to-fight-climate-change

Some reasons why I need a daddy. Not an exhaustive list. Tweet me dick pics. @_johnkristopher

I have a love affair with Donald Trumps Twitter and I can’t smoke the pot! Twitter @_johnkristopher Tedeshi Truck Band Just As Strange https://youtu.be/RRipadkd6wk

Twitter tricked me into politics! And I had a hard time keeping my pants on at the office. Cringe!! Follow on Twitter for updates on what my pants will do next! @_johnkristopher

I’m awkward and talk to my dog... so I’m making a podcast. It’s about absolutely nothing/everything. It’s about what I want it to be about cause ADD and I’m a grown up and I can do what I want. Follow me on Twitter! @_johnkristopher