We look into getting our eyeflaps resized, but once we start discussing the world for this episode, we quickly realize that the piss-suit is the ultimate bodymod.  We learn a history lesson about the Banksy of wine, and how she made her millions.  If your greatest fear is being thrown into a giant centrifuge, this is a world to avoid at all costs.

In an episode recorded before COVID-19, we share our predictions for the world in 2020.  Though we missed the mark on the global pandemic, our predictions were otherwise completely accurate.  Jeff Bezos is living large while the rest of us are scrounging for busker bucks.  Hopefully Frog Congress does something about it.

We fly high in this episode, but you'll be disappointed if you think we're going to talk about sky whales.  We open on the shameful history of performance-enhancing potatoes in the NBA, and when we get bored of that, we talk for far too long about what "the cloud" is.  We do some flower arrangement, send in the clowns, and finally decide that we're now an advice show.

We start off strong trying to dismantle the monopoly of Big Brown, but once we fail to accomplish that we find bigger bulbs to bust.  We discuss the beauty of bulb bonsai, the sexual nature of pancakes, and the power of close-up dad magic. I bet my dad can beat your dad at magic tricks.

After Jack drops some knowledge about how tar pits work, we discuss the ideal dimensions for a brick, as well as how to best enjoy simulator games. Video games, anthropomorphic beavers, and everyone's favorite Ken Watanabe movie? We're in our element on this one.

We talk about the nature of the cisco/sisko/sisqo trichotomy and then in honor of the holidays we start a new religion, led by Jack's nee-nee. But can his granny's followers clean up the streets, and save us from the oppressive Duchess? Listen to find out. (This episode brought to you by Grandma's Wicker Chairs)

We start with a quick discussion on the logistics of restaurant bread service, but then we shift gears to tackle the more important matters. In this episode sprinkled with historical inaccuracies and speculation, we ask ourselves what makes a good myth? Is it possible to wage war honorably? Does the format of this show have to be more sophisticated than the uncoordinated ravings of two madmen?

Once we finish discussing the finer points of coffin-bed construction, we find ourselves in a world with an super-high information superhighway.  But while messages are travelling through the sky, trouble is afoot on the ground.  Can the people of this world withstand the constant onslaught of invaders who are desperate for a foot bath?

After some disturbing news about Jack's dear pets, we head off into the scariest world of all: one where social interaction is required.  Find out about the social duty of the people in this world, as well as how they feel about social doody.

A new day dawns as our intrepid young podcasters begin their journey.  Will they revel in the beauty of their creation?  Or will they make a bunch of cheesy jokes and get wildly off track?  Will they ever get better at writing enticing episode blurbs?