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What else is new???!!! Will still Toxic af as he explains his future lust for Bhad Bhabie. So sick of buddy lol. The fact that in his eyes everything is rape and his co-hosts are all rapists along with him is disgusting. Ki finally snaps out on the guys for not podding around her life schedule which makes her feel replaceable. *shrug emoji* Anyway, what's on the agenda: Harvey Weinstein charged with several counts of sexual assault, Justin Bieber has Lyme Disease, Drake & Future at it again, Philadephia's STD rate, Cassidy da Producer, Are you tolerant or tender? And so much more!!! You know what to do here. Press play.

Happy New Year to all of you faithful listeners and viewers. Let's start the year off right! Only way to do that is with the best podcast on the planet. One pod in and Will already backed off of his stance of being less of an active G for 2020. Disgusting. Feeling like superman after ditching his brace Will chooses to challenge Karate Ed to a one arm boxing match of epic proportions promising a KO or $1K. *Karate Ed rubs hands like Birdman* So anyway, let's pod. Lil Wayne arrested with drugs and guns on plane, French Montana and 50 Cent IG beef, Chris Browns stellar record sales of the decade, Da Baby gets booked, NY guy gets beat up multiple times for a crime he seemingly didn't commit, Adrien Broner DMs Bhad Bhabie and so much more. Press Play

Hi Guys! Closing out 2019 in Pod fashion with the greatest podcast on the planet! Yeaaaa (Will voice). Will shows up dressed for the occasion in an extended male romper but Ki said nah fam I ain't rolling on the matching fits today. But, in her defense, she did bring Lasagna! And it was slappin! (Ki Voice) So while Will is stomping around in his Dead Asses he decides he's going to lighten up on his gangsta in 2020 and beyond. Buddy going hella soft if you ask me. (Pause for the freaks) But anyway let's get to it. Tekashi gets a "slap on the wrist" sentence, force feeding engagement rings, Trumps impeachment, Andre 3000's dark place, Steph Curry and ASAP Rocky leaking the nudes, Antonio Brown heading the #WeToo movement, Dame Dash being sued for nastiness, questioning friendships and more.... You know what time it is. Press Play

By far this is the drunkest the squad has probably been, well Karate Ed and Toxic Ki, in a long time on the pod. It's like they couldn't stop themselves. But hey, we lit! Ed has immensely infuriated Will but what else is new? He'll get over it or they'll arm wrestle. Either way it'll make for a classic moment. Docket docket, what's on this thing this go round? Tequila, Gin, Bings and Spanish food make all the highlights this time. But we figured we'd have to talk about someone else too so Lizzo, Meek Mill, Wack 100, Bhad Bhabie (somehow) and a sprinkle of others make the pod in what was considered a slow news week. The crew also discusses social media ex-etiquette and being left on read. Yeaaaa (Will voice) You know what time it is. Press Play

Pushed back Pod since Will wants to be a productive member of society and go to work. Pssh. But the filthiest of things happened when Ki & Will collaborated on their PR Rugrats themed outfits. Disgusting (Will voice). Since Will said this isn't a music podcast let's talk about Offset, Justin Beiber, Eminem, Nick Cannon, R Kelly, Young Ro, Blueface, a UPS fatal shooting and the untimely passing of Juice Wrld. Seems likes music to me. What's up with buddy? Pssh. Press Play

Another week. Another pod. WE LIT FAM! (Will voice) On this weeks episode Will is mad that him and Karate Ed were wearing the same color while Ki was upset that she didn't get the attire memo. After that Will decided he was doing an episode of the fashion police and goes on a rant about Karate Ed's "shoodie". It's great. I guess that's the mood since he was excited about some new wiggle hand movements that Ki will disgustingly boomerang soon enough. We're so toxic. But moving on the squad covers Omarion's power move, UPS drug rings, Travis Scott's relationship, Bill Cosby says fuck 'em all, Charlamagne's nastiness, Summer Walker, The Mother and Kids Package deal, Who do you love more and so much more. You know the vibes. Press Play

IT'S A BIRTHDAY WEEKEND FOR KI!! We had to wait 37 minutes for her to do her makeup though but she has a twerk video we're going to store in the archives for when we all get famous HEEEEEYYYYYYYYY (Will Voice) ok moving on. The squad is back and still better than most for sure. After we spend some time discussing the multiple tragic events taking place in our home town we get right back to the shits as Will focuses on adapting to the new camera tilt. Speaking of Will, he decided to be a podcast consultant for another organization and we ain't like that shit one bit. Boo that man!!!! So what's on the menu this week you say? Drake boo'd off stage, Tamar Braxton saying men are gay for holding out 3 days, Lil Reese being shot, Alicia Keys frustration with gender stereotypes, Bromances, French Montana heart attack and so much more to unpack here. You know the vibes. Press Play

Slow news week you say? Pssh. Watch the professionals do what they do on this weeks episode. While Karate Ed's new sofa setup got his fellows podders all comfy they actually put some good conversations on the table. As they "struggle" to close out Dr. T.I. check ups on his daughters virginity they fall into deeper parenting discussions throughout this episode. Before we get into it let's address Will toxicity as always shall we. He immediately forgets ex-girlfriends, asked Ki to have his baby while forcing her into spicy candy and creates the Hemosa (which is actually pretty good). Disgusting nonetheless. So let's see here Cuba Gooding Jr. gets indicted, Drake is poking Kylie Jenner allegedly, The Chapo family is into shooting people and TV shows, Trump doing a freestyle rap challenge, IG gearing up to hide your likes from the public, more tragic Philadelphia shootings of children and so much more... Press Play

Thin cut, thick cut, $2 worth or the whole slab Karate Ed doesn't care what Rihanna's roast beef looks like he's gonna eat some of it if given the opportunity. Judge your mom. So let's carry on shall we? After the squad opened up with saying they were completely clueless they ended up with plenty to talk about before digging into their actual topics with this weeks episode. Go figure. Ki is seemingly one day single and Will is well, Will. Like, why do we even write these up to describe him? Y'all listen/watch this shit. You see exactly how Will he is. Like dafuq. Anyway, your fellow podders discuss the recent passing of comedic legend John Witherspoon, Summer Walker's wash bowl, Bhad Bhabie getting knocked out her Gucci flip flops by Woah Vicky, Meg Thee Stallion spotted with Meek Mill after alleged break up, and so much more. Here's your time to shine. Press Play

Week 52 so you know we ain't fakin'/ 

Year on the pod so it ain't no mistakin"/

(In our best Boosie Meg Thee Stallion voice)

Wassup guys! We're a year worth of episodes in and man are we still as toxic as ever. So let's get to it. Will wants to hurt himself apparently by challenging Karate Ed to another bout in the ring prior to his hand healing fully. Oh well *insert your hardest shoulder shrug* Moving forward the squad discusses Drake's father messing with New York from Flavor of Love, Gucci Mane sitting down with CTG, Nicki Minaj gets officially married, Cardi B on Fast n Furious cast, IG Thots, Ray J, Boosie's best Meg Thee Stallion impersonation, Tank's take on testing the gay waters and more. It's that time. Press Play