In the Memory of the Goldfish

This episode has me, speaking, lowkey crying, recording shit in a single take because I couldn’t really do the second one. LOL.

Hash, hasn’t it been a roller coaster? We certainly did have the ups and the downs, the ups were glorious and without your support, I wouldn’t have been able to grow out my hair. Thank you so much, beautiful humans/celestials/ghost++ who have heard me through what's almost a day’s worth of recording(or more, I haven't calculated it yet.)

Thank you for existing, it was a beautiful journey. 

Here lies, In the Memory of the Goldfish.

We really miss Ploutos, the pussy who was my closest friend, the reason for joy, and an adorer of balls(his own.)

Prompt- What what what?

In this episode we talk about finding headless pictures, racism against vehicles(paperism), and falling trees. The main story today is about the Annabelle doll and "The Crying Boy" painting hauntings. 

It's the last episode! Yay. See you in the first week August.

Prompt- Be you.

Hello! Welcome to the second last episode of season one, where Koi talks about rescuing sex dolls and related to a 'cancelled' journalist of sorts. The case we will talk about is the disappearance of the 5 Sodder children.

Mail your listener's validation stories at [email protected]. 

Prompt- How to make a whole episode with suspense?

A girl deciding to become a vampire after a dragon and a man who went inside a whale, which can become a scene for a good script. In the 25th Episode Koi talks about the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic asylum and the 100 dumb ways to get convicted there. Oh, we also have funeral strippers. So good luck listening to this one. 

Prompt- THE UNIVERSE IS AGAINST ME THE GHOST OF THIS CULT LEADER IS HERE.

On the 24th episode Koi covers cookies which address "Sorry for shagging your husband," bans on spanks and little mummified humanoids. As the case, he discusses the cult called Love Has Won or 5DFullDisclosure who's leader Amy Carlson was found dead this year, in April.

Koi says "Mercury retrograde, oh god, save me, this episode took so much effort to get here. I am not kidding, I am annoyed."

Thank you for tuning in here!

Prompt- What's next on the world tour?

In this episode, we have (nearly) naked Florida women, A tea stirred with genitals. In Out of the Blue, Koi decides to roll out preserved heads, colonialism, and his general incompetence, for the main story, we cover the Poveglia Island in Italy and its polite little ghosts. Give it a listen, Koi is tryna fix his sleeping schedule.

In this Gathering, the readers wanted to curse Koi to death, but Koi decided to read out loud the curse such that everyone who listens to it also dies. Death supremacy.

Tune in to the Listeners' Validation Gathering Three and get your share of validation.

The next one is up on 29th June, hopefully, send in your mails at [email protected]

Prompt- What is wrong with society and how to fish it over properly?

Dolphins are getting high! Yes, that's the highlight of the whole thing, along with a couple eating cat food because apparently, it's "lovely." Along with this Koi rants a little, like a lot, and talks about the guardians of the Scots, the Picts. The case we cover today is that La Mataviejitas or Juana Barraza, the female serial killer who murdered old women and got a song for her deeds. Listen. To. This.

Prompt- How make a lowkey not so paranormal but still a paranormal episode?

In this episode, Koi covers the case of the deaths of the hackers in Khamar Daban range in Siberia, and in out of the covered the Aokigahara or the Suicide Forest of Japan. He also talks about a girl with a very very specific type and the woman who threw her own corpse and almost got arrested. 

Prompt- Your eyes are burning because of sleep deprivation, what do you do?

Okaaay, it's the case of Bain family murders from New Zealand that is haunting this episode. There wasn't anything amazingly weird in this episode, other than Koi in “deep shit.” We will talk about paralytic recoveries, slimy gooey things which one can lick, and reincarnation. It's a chill episode.

Also, the next listeners gathering is in line! May 29th, send in your stories on [email protected]

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