It's time for a hefty serving of Random Assery. Dave goes on a rant about pre-order culture. Bryan loses consciousness after slamming his rather boozy cocktail, The Vancouver. And Johnny gets highly animated about something. All this and a bag of dicks on this weeks Bundle of Buffoonery. Check it out....you know you wanna.

Butterfly in the sky, Look up, WAAAAAAAAAAAAY up, and get super excited for some learning. Ya Ya, learning is lame, but we take a look at the ones that helped us make learning fun. So grab your Picture Page Magic Pen, and head of into the land of make believe , where we sip on our Crabbies Raspberry Ginger beers and reminisce about our Top 5 Educational T.V. Shows.

Don't touch that remote control because Dave has taken over the studio and pulled "Ye Olde" Wildcard this week and thrust our Casters, Bryan and Johnny, into the world of TV Theme Songs. That's right it's our first ever, TV Theme Song Trivia Show. So lets mash some couch potatoes and take a stroll down nostalgia lane, one channel at a time.

It's time for a Dis or "Pat"!?! That's right, our good friend Pat sits in on our usual game of horrible questionings. So what goes better than a pull out of the old Duck Mayo bucket, well a Trailer Park Boys Freedom 35 Lager, that's what. So sit back and relax and take in our very first Dis or "Pat".

Well we got nothin'....no really, the heat has made us all cranky and angry. Not even the Classic Scotch Cocktail The Rob Roy can save us from bashing "AAA" Game developers for their less than favorable money making shenanigans. Or what about those long winded Television shows that keep us clinging on for some resemblance of an entertaining story line that goes somewhere. Either way we sweat our balls off this week to bring you some more much needed Random Assery.

This week we drop the ball on our "Top 5 Game Changing Inventions". Will the Cotton Ginny make an appearance? Will Bryan laud the Light Bulb as the most illuminating innovation in history? Will johnny ever figure out how sound works? These questions won't ever be answered, but now that I've written them i kind of wish they had. Well...maybe this Foamers' Lager from Foamers' Folly will help. Now if only i had something to make it colder.

Step Right up and open up your closet, and give Dem Bones a rattle, cause we have Jack-of-all-Trades Jonny "Bones" Aaron on the show. He will Dazzle you with tales of his 2 bands. Marvel at his Horror Movie Prowess, and gasp in awe as he tells tales of silks and screens. I'ts no smoke and mirrors this week as we sip at the flames of hell with our aptly named cocktail "The Bone". Listen now before it disappears.

I'ts our first ever(and lets be honest, probably only) Celebrity Dis or Dat. The lovely Lori Ferguson joins us on a journey through some of the most irrelevant questions this side of a Advanced Mathematics test. We also discover why Watermelon and beer should not be a thing as we try a swig of Boxers Watermelon Strong Ale. So listen, or don't listen. I don't really care.

This week we go all in and with nothing prepared, we give you a hefty serving of Random Assery. Dave brings up a wad of the stupidest products for sale at Bed Bath and Beyond. Bryan lets us sample his massive S&L Dark Lager, and Johnny discovers the throbbing truth behind Safe For Work Porn. All that and more on this weeks In The Red.

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This week Abbotsfords' very own one woman punk machine Noelle, from Chaos Disorder And Panic, drops into the studio to school Johnny on Crust Punk and talk about her new EP. Her upcoming cross country tour and, her personal ties with a fallen icon. It's Punks, Skunks, and Soda Pops this week. So open up a can of Blue Sky Soda and get Crusty.