The two men in Liz's 'love square' have both bought her a candle this week - but the mysterious P's is much bigger than David's (which has a mere one wick to P's four). Meanwhile, Nic has had a disastrous date night where she spends an evening driving around Middlesbrough and dinner is a Magnum ice lolly. Nic and Liz muse on the failures in their lives, with Liz revisiting moments from being made bankrupt, to going to bed alone on her wedding night (and waking up alone the next day).

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