Liz used to have a column called ‘Jones moans’ and this week she’s got a moan: about how no one ever sticks up for her (even when people say horrible things about her dogs). Meanwhile, LIz and Nic are discussing Matt Hancock’s torso (and why men SHOULD be ashamed about their ugly T-shirt arms) - and Liz is remembering that time she went to the Dorchester and got into Bruce Willis’s bath…

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